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Postby Twister980 » Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:56 am

Granted, but it becomes so popular that it is ruined by Bieber, Cyrus, and every other annoying popstar singer on this planet.

I wish Carl would just relax when he's on vacation instead of toppling the South American government.
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Postby Neane » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:29 pm

Granted. He eats the faces of 100 teenagers.

I wish that Carl's stomach stopped making the rumblies that only faces could satisfy.
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Postby sandalwood » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:39 pm

Granted. His stomach now makes the rumblies that only your limbs can satisfy.

I wish I had a butternut squash.
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Postby Neane » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:43 pm

Granted. But it is a year old and after you have eaten it you get turned into a Llama.

I wish that sandalwood was no longer a Llama.
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Postby TheMewster » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:43 pm

Granted. He is now a gnu.

I wish Neane didnt beat me to posting and that I didn't have to correct my post.
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Postby Neane » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:43 pm

Granted. Everything on this Forum gets Destroyed.

I wish that everything was back the way it should be.
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Postby TheMewster » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:46 pm

Granted. A singing tree stopped him. Now this tree is singing all over the world, likethe TREE UTAU.

I wish TREE would stop singing.
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Postby Neane » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:48 pm

Granted. TREE starts dancing.

I wish that TREE was stopped.
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Postby sandalwood » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:54 pm

Granted. TREE is stopped by the apocalypse.

I wish I was good at golf.
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Postby Neane » Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:09 pm

Granted. You become so good at playing Gold that the other Golf Players send Assassinsto get you.

I wish that Coffee was free.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:36 pm

Granted, Coffee is now called free. Now that it has a new name, you must pay 50 bucks extra for it.

I wish most anime was good.
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Postby Neane » Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:46 pm

Granted. Most anime is good for Preschoolers.

I wish that I was the Chairman of Goof Off.
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Postby Twister980 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:00 am

Granted, you get turned into a chair.

I wish that I could control super conductive electro magnetism.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:07 am

Granted. Unfortunately, since you can't make head or tail of the control panel, the only tricks you can make them do are "sit" and "play dead". That was a waste of a good US$70,000.00. You know you have to pay that back, right?

I wish that there was a Power Rangers / Alien crossover series called Xeno Morphin Power Rangers.
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Postby Twister980 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:19 am

Granted. But it's so hilariously awful it never gets past its first episode.

I wish Guile in the Street Fighter movie was American instead of French.
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Postby TheMewster » Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:51 am

Granted. Now he's French American.

I wish that our crops at home would get more rain.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:55 am

Granted, you get so much rain, you grow a giant bean stalk. Eventually, you climb up to the top of it and meet a giant, who kidnaps you and makes you his food.

I wish Mewster was alive.
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Postby Twister980 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:30 am

Granted, he's alive inside the giant's stomach, the giant could not digest him, so he went to the edge of the cloud where his castle stood and vomited Mewster over the edge.

I wish that Team Fortress 2 would stop adding lame hats.
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Postby Neane » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:03 pm

Granted. All the Guns are lame now.

I wish that Candle Cove was on TV. Kids now a days need good shows.
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Postby TheMewster » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:26 pm

Granted. It's on at midnight.

I wish Twister980 got my gender right. (I'm a girl...)
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Postby Neane » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:29 pm

Granted. You get turned into a Boy.

I wish that TheMewster was a girl again.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:30 pm

Granted, he becomes a girl. A zombie girl.

I wish Neane didn't post at the same time I did.
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Postby TheMewster » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:32 pm

Granted. It gives you so much joy that you quit your job, CAA, school, and the Internet, move in with your mom, and spend all day watching tv. Also all you'll eat is TV dinners.

I wish Ferb would come back.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:33 pm

Granted, I come back, cancelling my bath time.

I wish I smelled good.
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Postby Neane » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:51 pm

Granted. You smell good...to Sand People.

I wish that TheMewster had a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Postby Twister980 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:16 pm

Granted, but it's a piece of a Noble Prize pie.

I wish It would rain Skittles.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:21 pm

Granted, it rains skittles. However, there are no longer any rainbows.

I wish I had one skittle to eat.
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Postby Neane » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:22 pm

Granted. But it has mold growing on it.

I wish that my cup of coffee does not fall in my lap.
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Postby Twister980 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:35 pm

Granted, but every other drink you get falls on your lap. Every. Single. Time. Without fail.

I wish the Joker would become a Circus Clown.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:40 pm

Granted, however to fill this wish in, the Penguin must be the person in charge of the Circus Joker is in. Joker feels miserable having to take orders from this man and thus no longer becomes cheerful or witty. He is now just a dull clown.

I wish that Spider-Man would beat those two up.
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