Corrupted wish game

Postby **Neane** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:27 am

Granted. But the flavor is Raw Horseflesh.

I wish that my speakers worked.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:36 am

Granted, they've got a job as soldiers in the US Army.

I wish that parents would stop dressing up their toddlers as Obama.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:42 am

Granted. They dress up their toddlers as Caligula.

I wish that the toddlers were not forced to dress up as Caligula.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:46 am

Granted, now the toddlers are forced to dress up as Richard Simmons.

I wish the toddlers wouldn't be forced to dress up at all.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:47 am

Granted. Toddlers now run around naked.

I wish that Toddlers would be allowed just to be like Toddlers and dress as Toddlers and that no more dressing wishes took place from now on.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:48 am

Granted, but what about the walrus?

I wish the Walrus had some cool costume.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:53 am

Granted. Walruses are now forced to wear MD Geist's Mech Suit and are sent to distant planets to fight and die for a cause they were never able to understand.

I wish that the war was over.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:55 am

Granted, the war is over, and the walruses take over the north and south pole thanks to the Mech suit's they were forced to wear. They thank you, and say that your death when they take over the rest of the world will be slow and painless.

I wish Neane hadn't given the Psychotic walruses those suits.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 6:00 am

Granted. Instead of those suits, they were bio-engineered into fierce killing machines that are so powerful that a Nuclear Bomb can only kill 50% of 15,000 walruses when they are all in a One Mile radius. They take over the Earth and kill and eat everyone and then they form a religion in which life is evil and so they travel throughout the Universe looking for life to kill.

I wish that walruses were never involved in the Wish Game.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 6:10 am

Granted, this page has become a crack in time, so hopefully those walruses will get sucked in.

I wish the Doctor would fix the crack.

Postby **TheMewster** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:48 am

Granted but the Walruses bashed the corrupted wish game with their tusks and made a bunch of holes. Fun starts leaking out until this game is boring.

I wish this game was fun again.

Postby **Twister980** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:55 am

Granted, The Doctor duct tapes you to the Walruses and stuffs you all into the holes, now the fun has stopped leaking.

I wish Mewster wasn't stuck in a hole with a bunch of walruses.

Postby **Neane** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:03 am

Granted. Mewster is stuck with a bunch of cats that are high on Catnip and is forced to be with them FOREVER.

I wish that Mewster was saved from the fate of having to live with High Cats all her life.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:02 am

Granted, but she has been stuck in the hole so long that she learns Cat-Fu, and uses it against you for putting her in the hole in the first place.

I wish that Neane knew Cat-Fu.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:52 am

Granted, but she scratches your face beyond recognition.

I wish for Pluto to be recognized as a planet again.

Postby **TheMewster** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:58 pm

Granted, but nothing goes wrong. Since something is always supposed to go wrong in this thread you are paranoid the rest of your life.

I wish I could still pet the high kitties.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:17 pm

Granted, but they love your petting so much they hired a dog to keep a gun to your head to make sure you keep petting them. (They're high, what do you expect?)

I wish that I could get a Mustang.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:25 pm

Granted. You get a free-roaming horse from the North American West.

I wish I was twenty percent cooler.

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:43 pm

Granted, but you cause a Atomic Rainboom and get kicked out of Equestria. FOREEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEERRR...

I wish Blitzkrieg hadn't wanted to outdo Rainbow Dash.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:17 am

Granted. He really wanted to outdo Fluttershy, and just outdoes Rainbow Dash by accident.

Since ice cream sandwiches already exist, I wish for (ham) sandwich-flavored ice cream.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:22 am

Granted, but you get Salmonella poisoning from them, don't ask me how, you just do.

I wish Kaligraphic wasn't poisoned.

Postby **Lockon Stratos** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:28 pm

Granted, but the cure turns him into a vegetable.
I wish this game made sense to me. (Good luck with this one)

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:58 pm

Granted, you learn that everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down, short is long, Something making no sense to you becomes painfully obvious.

I wish I had my own phone and a cool ringtone to go with it.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:01 pm

Granted. You receive and own a cell phone that contains everything you are about to do, a cell phone that contains your future. You then find out that you are stuck in a giant game and if your cell phone gets destroyed, you die. And when one of the other Owners are about to kill you, it plays "What is Love".

I wish that Twister980 was not stuck in the game.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:29 pm

Granted, he is now stuck in your brain.

I wish for a box of chocolates.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:34 pm

Granted. You have a box of Baker's Chocolates.

I wish that no one was in my Brain.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:36 pm

Granted, you now have a box of chocolates in your brain.

I wish I knew logic.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:44 am

Granted, you know a fellow by the name of λογική.

I wish I knew more Egyptian than that.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:08 pm

Granted, you know more Egyptian than the (Greek) word λογική. Repeat after me: FUT SNEK SQWIGL SQWIGL BURD.

I wish for all the psychic powers of an insane lagomorph.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:43 pm

Granted, but instead of the powers of Max the Rabbit you get the intelligence of Mo-Ron from the planet Moron.

I wish that I had my own gun.

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