Corrupted wish game

Postby **sandalwood** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:56 am

Granted. He has regained his sanity, but no one believes him so he is lobotomized.

I wish I could fly.

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:08 am

Granted, through a miscalculated teleportation experiment, you are now part fly.

I wish Sandalwood wasn't a monstrosity anymore.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:25 am

Granted. He is now a fly.

I wish that Sandalwood was not a fly anymore.

Postby **TheMewster** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:27 pm

Granted. He became human again yet still has a fly's face and brain. Sad.

I wish that people would have more interesting conversations in General.

Postby **Lockon Stratos** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:02 pm

Granted, now everything else is boring.
I wish that Mewster would think her wishes through.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:04 pm

Granted. She now knows how to control all the wishes so that she becomes the Ruler of the Earth.

I wish that Mewster was not the Ruler of the Earth.

Postby **Lockon Stratos** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:12 pm

Granted, she only rules you.
I wish that sanity returned to this game.

Postby **Atria35** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:17 pm

Granted. We welcome back the member 'Sanity'.

I wish I had a cat.

Postby **Neane** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:29 pm

Granted. You have a Cat that has been infected with the Pure F.E.V Virus and it turns slowly into a giant 18 foot long Cat that has 200 I.Q and it eats so much because of its size that you are no longer to take care of it properly and it then eats you after a short chase because of its hunger.

I wish that I did not grant that wish.

Postby **sandalwood** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:22 pm

Granted. I granted it instead, and say essentially the same thing except the cat eats you instead of Atria.

I wish people would stop calling me "he." :}

Postby **Twister980** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:43 pm

Granted, they call you Jack Swagger.

I wish Sandalwood would be called Barbara instead.

Postby **sandalwood** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:42 pm

Granted, but I'm so tired of people mixing my name up with Barbara that I explode, taking the world with me.

I wish the mice from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy would come and bring the world back to normal.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:23 pm

Granted, for values of normal that include talking mice. Unfortunately, in that reality, matter and antimatter are switched, and the collision of that reality with the one we're living in literally blows up the universe.

I wish that the universe hadn't blown up.

Postby **sandalwood** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:22 am

Granted. Instead, the two realities combine to create a new one, but in it humans are made of tissue paper and are on the very bottom of the food chain, being even lesser than gnats.

I wish I had a big ol' glass of chocolate miwk. Yes, I said miwk.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:30 am

Granted, but because Miwk when you slow it down and lower the pitch a down sounds like 'Beer', you get a Big Ol' Glass of Texas Style Chocolate Beer.

I wish this wish would wish a wish of wishland.

Postby **sandalwood** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:52 pm

Granted, but that wish was so full of wishfulness that the corruption had to be laid on ten-fold, and as a result the world falls into a black vacuum of shattered society.

I wish I had some fruit snacks.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:16 pm

Granted, but they are stale. Have fun chewing rocks!

I wish for a slingshot!

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:26 pm

Granted, but it's a giant slingshot, now you're stuck shooting birds at pigs for the rest of your life. HAVE FUN.

I wish people would play Crush the Castle instead.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:43 pm

Granted. And by "Castle", they mean your home. Have fun being perpetually homeless.

I wish that there was a Firefly/Twilight crossover holiday special.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:55 pm

Granted, Captain Mal shoots All of the stars of the Twilight Zone, then flies into a portal that takes him back home.

I wish David Tennant would do a Doctor Who / Firefly crossover.

Postby **Neane** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:59 pm

Granted. He dies because of it.

I wish that the New Madoka Magica Movie Will not be called "“Incubator Strikes Back".

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:03 pm

Granted. It's called "In Soviet Russia, Back Strikes Incubator".

I wish for seven midgets.

Postby **sandalwood** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:11 pm

Granted, but they stand on top of each other's shoulder's, form a ladder, and destroy an entire city. You will be held responsible.

I wish I could sing like Barbara Streisand.

Postby **sandalwood** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:06 am

Scratch that. I wish this game would start back up again.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:37 am

Granted, it does, but with a vengeance. It creates an empire of corrupted wishes which ruin all great wishes, except for this one, which creates a paradox and starts the universe over.

I wish I was the Wish King.

Postby **sandalwood** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:59 am

Granted, but your subjects rise up against you violently.

I wish I had some fudge.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:07 am

Granted, but it's one of my subjects, so they turn against you instead.

I wish I could beat the Ice King in a battle of Witt's.

Postby **sandalwood** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:42 am

Granted. You win the battle, but he wins the war. You are now a frozen turtle.

I wish my dog was here.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:32 am

Granted, but it got turned into me, a frozen turtle. Now I'm back to normal.

I wish the Ice King would make me a sammich.

Postby **Michael Lance** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:32 am

Granted, but he only put Iceberg Lettuce on it.

I wish my anime characters were real-life people.

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