Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You've just unleashed a plague of zombie pigs.

I wish that we could fight the zombie pigs with guns that shoot mustard.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but the mustard eats you.

I wish that the light to tell if someone was on CAA turn purple instead of green.

[Michael Lance]

Granted, but now all the lights are broken and we can never tell if someone is online.

I wish Nintendo would make a Pokemon game for Wii (besides "Poke Park" >_>)

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but it is only available in Holland.

I wish I lived in Holland.

[Twister980]

Granted, you're stranded on an island which has the name Holland carved in stone.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

[SakuraMist]

Granted, but now you can never stop writing.

I wish I had more coffee.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, now you're an addict, and you are arrested for coffee-driving.

I wish that the game of GO brok every time I touched it.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, every time you touch the game of "GO brok", you are forced to play it in absurd and dangerous ways, like Jumanji.

I wish that murdered people would come back as zombies to avenge their deaths.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, and you are one of their victims.

I wish that cake wasn't a lie.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It's an exaggeration. Prune pie is the reality.

I wish for an army of human-sized, sentient, obedient broccoli.

[Jingo Jaden]

Granted, but now everyone loves to eat Broccoli, so it kind of loses it's appeal.

I wish Kali would join Our own Madness: Grow my Heart, Decay My Mind.

[Twister980]

Granted, but he read the name wrong so instead joins a Swedish roleplay by the name of Madness, Growl my head, The cake, my mime.

I wish I could go to Sparta.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but a Leonidas cosplayer kicks you into a very deep pit, and you break your neck and die.

I wish that Twister980 would come back to life and revive Greece's economy through military spending to defeat him before his undead scourge reaches the rest of Europe.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but the wish is so complicated that Twister 980 dies after he acheives his goal.

I wish that salt was pepper.

[AdriTan]

Granted, what is in a name? That which is called a rose by any other name is still a rose....or something like that. ^.^

I wish my dog would give birth to her puppies already!!

[SakuraMist]

Granted, but she has OVER 9000!

I wish I could fly.

[nuni7270]

Granted. You fly into a tree.


I wish I haz moneyz.

[Masquerade1412]

granted. Oh, did you say "moneys?" I thought you said "monkeys"...*screeches heard in background*

I wish I could hear better.

[Twister980]

Granted, you can hear Justin Bieber music from light years away blaring in your ears.

I wish I was a Green Lantern.

[sandalwood]

Granted. A fisherman uses you to see in the dark and throws you at a shark's face.

I wish I had my very own Iron Giant.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, he steps on you.

I wish that I was bald.

[Twister980]

Granted, you're bald. And without clothes.

I wish Zeldafan would cover himself.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, now I punch you because you made me have no clothes.

I wish ears were floppy.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but so is everything else, because you no longer have any bones or cartilage in your body.

I wish for lasagna.

[Twister980]

Granted, but it's snatched up by a famous cynical spewing cat.

I wish Kali would tell us what the cake used to be.

[Neane]

Granted. He tells you that it used to be a Human Being. Overcome by the Grief of having eaten a fellow Human Being, you now spend the rest of your days in a cave.

I wish that Twister980 was not a Cannibal.

[Twister980]

Granted, instead I'm a mandible.

I wish I had the upper part of my jaw again.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but now it can't stop grinding its teeth.

I wish the world was a cylinder.

[AdriTan]

Granted, but now you can fall off if you reach an edge....

I wish I had wings.

[Twister980]

Granted, but they drag you to Tartarus. (Percy Jackson Reference FTW!)

I wish AdriTan wasn't dead.