Corrupted wish game

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:20 pm

Granted, now all of the pony fans hate you for making it the most popular show on the hub. (Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Transformers Prime. But I do have a job to do.)

I wish all MLP fans were like Bio Plus.

Postby **AdriTan** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:01 pm

Granted, they are his clones all over the earth and it is rather creepy.

I wish my nose would stop running.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:16 am

Granted, now you can't stop sticking out your tounge.

I wish that Adri didn't have to stick out her tounge.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:46 am

Granted, now she sticks out her nose.

I wish people weren't sick.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:11 am

Granted, now they punch you.

I wish that solar energy plants never existed.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:10 am

Granted plants that are receive energy from the sun do not exist, causing an extremely unbalanced food chain since the primary food, plants, do not exist. All life on Earth, either fails to exist or starves itself out pretty quickly.

I wish for 'instant chickens'.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:37 am

Granted, now you get cowards right on your doorstep.

I wish that the Earth could talk.

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:46 am

Granted, it's huge mouth is located on the equator, and it ends up choking on the land and drowning from the ocean water.

I wish Halo Reach figures weren't so rare.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:24 am

Granted, they were never made, so now they aren't rare.

I wish for a pizza that could sing.

Postby **Vilo159** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:05 am

Granted, but it is so horrendous that you are forced to eat it.

I wish I had a Megaton hammer.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:19 am

Granted, it crashes through your roof killing you under its tremendous weight.

I wish to be intelligent.

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:32 am

Granted, you now know every single thing from the internet.

I wish someone would put Bob out of his misery.

Postby **AdriTan** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:41 am

Granted, you just killed him! Now your in jail!

I wish that bobmonkeys and Vilo weren't dead!

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:47 am

Granted, we're not dead. We're undead, and we're at your house, eating your brains.

I wish for more braaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiins.

Postby **AdriTan** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:49 am

Granted, they are what's left of yours!
I wish my brain wasn't eaten......

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:40 pm

Granted. After we pull it out and examine it, we determine that it is too small, so like a fish we catch and release. You can put it back in any time now.

I wish that AdriTan could somehow live without her brain.

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:50 am

Granted, but now it's mine. Since mine was stolen by a friend off screen.

I wish I had my original brain back.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:41 am

Granted, but it has bite marks in it.

I wish that everything that happened with brains on this thread never happened.

Postby **sandalwood** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:55 am

Granted, it happened to faces instead.

I wish I had started studying for my history final earlier.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:41 pm

Granted, you started studying earlier. It won't help you, though, everything on the test will be obscure details that aren't in the book.

I wish that I had a pet undead monkey named Jack.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:41 pm

Granted, he is the worst monkey ever.

I wish that black was white.

Postby **AdriTan** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:49 pm

Granted, but like I said about you wishing salt and pepper were reversed, what's in a name?

I wish our faces were back to normal..... I miss mine.....

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:28 pm

Granted, but now something is wrong with your legs.... They are red.

I wish that I did not embarass myself in front of other people.

Postby **Neane** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:30 pm

Because Zeldafan2 did not make a wish, I use this chance to wish for World Peace: For 1 second. And for a moment the corrupting nature of this thread stopped and there was world peace for one second. Too bad that Zeldafan2 did not use this chance to make a wish.

I wish that I knew everything that there is.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:31 pm

Granted, now people shun you for knowing their deepest darkest secrets.

I wish anime had hair.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:32 pm

Granted, but now the characters in those anime are bald.

I wish for a rice cooker.

Postby **Neane** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:18 pm

Granted. But it is broken.

I wish that I had a rice cooker that was not broken.

Postby **Vilo159** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:53 pm

Granted, it works fine but burns everything you put in it in a matter of seconds.

I wish I had a great big bushy mustache.

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:39 pm

Granted, but it soon mutates and you become a Wookie.

I wish people would actually watch shows before deciding they're awful.

Postby **Oddood198** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:12 pm

Granted, they watch the television shows but they soon die from the awefulness.

I wish that more people would find it in their hearts to write with clear spelling on the Internet.

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