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Postby AdriTan » Sun May 06, 2012 3:42 pm

Granted, it wishes on you. But you forget this thus losing a philisophical moment forever.

I wish I wasn't trapped in the sleeping beauty and princess and the frog stories!
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun May 06, 2012 3:46 pm

Granted you have been seen by the beast through his magic mirror and useing your newly aquired 4th wall abilities attemp to pass through the mirror thus shattering all disney

I wish i knew japanese fluently
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Postby Oddood198 » Sun May 06, 2012 4:14 pm

Granted, you exchange your fluency in English for it, and now no one can understand a word you say.


I wish it wasn't quite so hot here.
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun May 06, 2012 4:27 pm

付与されます。温度は今20℃です。...氷点下。
Edit:(Granted the temperature is not 20°... below zero)

私が再び英語を話すことができたことを望む。
Edit:(I wish I could speak english again)
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Postby Cianter » Sun May 06, 2012 4:30 pm

Ummmmm, errrrrmmmmm, no! Yea, that's all I gotO.o

I wish that Drowlicks were real (but you have no idea what they are haha:D)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Cianter » Sun May 06, 2012 5:11 pm

Sooo, I get a dragon like creature as a son? Okkkkayyyyyyyy, moving on....;) granted but now you can only breathe under watch and suffocate on land

I wish to NOT have a Drowlick as a son:P
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun May 06, 2012 5:14 pm

Granted he is now you father.

I wish I could change the definitions of words in a dictionary with my mind.
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Postby Cianter » Sun May 06, 2012 6:06 pm

Granted, he accidently killed your mother and you when he took you to his underwater home, shame they're water dragon creature huh;)

I wish I was strong enough to deal with the pain of this dark world.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby bobmonkeys » Sun May 06, 2012 9:52 pm

Granted, I threw it out last garbage day. Its at the dump.

I wish for a brand new car.
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun May 06, 2012 10:02 pm

Granted its a car from a company thats new in town and it know for its fabulose Lemons

I wish to go back in time and tell myself not to go back in time
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Postby Peanut » Sun May 06, 2012 10:57 pm

Granted, but you create a time paradox and are instantly transformed into cheese.

I wish this cheese wasn't so delicious.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Mon May 07, 2012 12:37 am

Granted, its not yo cheese (nacho cheese) it is mine. *Eats cheese*

I wish I didn't just try to make a pun.
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Postby Twister980 » Mon May 07, 2012 4:36 am

Granted, instead you make a over done pun.

I wish Wheatley wouldn't try to kill me.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Mon May 07, 2012 6:28 pm

Granted, now he is green cheese from the moon.

I wish that Broly was a pony.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Mon May 07, 2012 6:40 pm

Granted, but then you drop it and you explode.

I wish that lichking's avater wasn't cute.
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Postby raider~joseph » Mon May 07, 2012 6:43 pm

Granted. Now you explode.

I wish you would corrupt this wish so I could see you say no to corrupt this wish and force you, since I wanted you not to corrupt the wish, to corrupt the wish. (If you do anything to either corrupt or choose not to corrupt the wish I win. Because I simultaneously want either the corruption of the wish or lack thereof.)
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Postby AdriTan » Mon May 07, 2012 7:11 pm

What about in between? I SORTA corrupted your wish.

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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 08, 2012 5:35 pm

Granted, but I didn't understand what you meant, so now you are the head of disney. But you have messed up, and fans want to KILL you.

I wish that getting a job as a voice actor was possible without having experience.
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Postby Cianter » Tue May 08, 2012 5:47 pm

Granted, now no one in the entire world likes anything with any sort of voice acting.

I wish I could have a cute cuddly teddy to have as a pet, but one I knew for a FACT wouldn't eat me:D
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Tue May 08, 2012 6:04 pm

Granted instead it adorables you to death... not a bad way to go if i saw so myself

I wish I wernt allergic to adorablness
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue May 08, 2012 6:27 pm

Granted. Now you're allergic to the nitrogen in the atmosphere, and your lungs inflame and suffocate you.

I wish that zombie drunks would frequent bars asking for "a stiff drink for a drunk stiff".
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Tue May 08, 2012 7:03 pm

Granted but the zombies are stupid and only make it halfway through the sentence befor they forget what they were talking about.

I wish i could grant my own wished
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Tue May 08, 2012 7:04 pm

Granted but now your not allowed to wish

My friend wishes to have magical powers
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 08, 2012 8:15 pm

Granted, but his power is he can use magic to kill himself.

I wish magic was green.
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Postby Cianter » Wed May 09, 2012 3:37 am

Granted, now everything you use magic on turns permanently green.

I wish I was a crazy black belt ninja:D
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed May 09, 2012 9:06 am

Granted, but you love to kill people.

I wish that Cianter went back to normal.
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Postby Cianter » Wed May 09, 2012 10:12 am

Granted, now you have deal with my annoying personality, according to my parents at least;P

I wish I could save the world at least once a month.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 09, 2012 11:30 am

Granted. You now have to enter a sequence of numbers on a terminal in the last four minutes of a 108-minute countdown... forever. If you ever go more than 108 minutes... kaboom.

I wish that kangaroos could fly.
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Postby Cianter » Wed May 09, 2012 11:54 am

Wow...... I must admit, well played Kali, well played;)

Granted, now they fly down and snatch up helpless children to raise as their own>:D

I wish everyone could live for at least 300 years:D
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed May 09, 2012 2:18 pm

Granted, but after they reach 100, they turn into evil pervs.

I wish that grey areas never existed.
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