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Postby Cianter » Wed May 09, 2012 2:47 pm

Granted, now evil is so super evil it overpowers all the good, so there is only black, no white.

I wish that growing up wasn't so sad:,(
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Wed May 09, 2012 5:17 pm

My friend said "Granted but now growing up is full of lifecrushing depressing"

He also said "I wish I were Goku combined with "L" and Madara."
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed May 09, 2012 11:05 pm

Granted, now your so weird the world can't comprehend you, so the universe has a hole torn in it, and you are sucked through it.

I wish that Dragon Ball was drawn better.
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Postby Cianter » Thu May 10, 2012 2:46 am

Granted, now all anime artists are so busy working on that that all other anime production stops.........forever :evil:

I wish I could draw insanely good, and fast, fast is key:D
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu May 10, 2012 12:48 pm

Granted, you start to draw images of strange, non-Euclidean geometries and impossible beings, of Old Ones, and star-spawn, and horrific things that should not be. You draw faster and faster, the alien images coming more and more realistically, and yet unrealistically, as your drawing becomes a frenzy of insanity. Your mind begins to buckle under the weight of the strange forms that you're drawing until all you can do is draw these disturbing icons. Panic grips you every time you so much as slow down, and you eventually die of dehydration, slumped over a pad of paper, the last, unfinished piece of incomprehensible art struggling to live on the page. Investigators of your death find their minds unhinged by your drawings, and an insane cult is formed around them. They grow by means of your drawings, and they abduct people to sacrifice them in strange ceremonies in the woods, all to summon their insane gods to the Earth.

I wish for a pony.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Thu May 10, 2012 1:20 pm

Granted, but it wants to eat you.

I wish that Kaligraphic didn't have such long posts.
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Postby Cianter » Thu May 10, 2012 1:31 pm

Kaligraphic (post: 1556803) wrote:Granted, you start to draw images of strange, non-Euclidean geometries and impossible beings, of Old Ones, and star-spawn, and horrific things that should not be. You draw faster and faster, the alien images coming more and more realistically, and yet unrealistically, as your drawing becomes a frenzy of insanity. Your mind begins to buckle under the weight of the strange forms that you're drawing until all you can do is draw these disturbing icons. Panic grips you every time you so much as slow down, and you eventually die of dehydration, slumped over a pad of paper, the last, unfinished piece of incomprehensible art struggling to live on the page. Investigators of your death find their minds unhinged by your drawings, and an insane cult is formed around them. They grow by means of your drawings, and they abduct people to sacrifice them in strange ceremonies in the woods, all to summon their insane gods to the Earth.

I wish for a pony.


OH MY GOODNESS, this had me laughing soooo hard, you so rockXD

Now, granted, they are now only one word long.

I wish dragons were real and very happy to be ridden and loved (oh yea:D)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Zeldafan2 » Thu May 10, 2012 5:32 pm

Granted, but they will eat you if you speak now.

I wish that dragons would not be confused with dinosaurs.
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Postby Cianter » Thu May 10, 2012 6:29 pm

Granted, they are now confused with cows (because that so makes sense:P)

I wish everyone knew how awesome I was;P
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Thu May 10, 2012 7:31 pm

My friend says "Granted but now your not awesome anymore"

and wished "I wish Cianter was awesome again"
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Postby AdriTan » Thu May 10, 2012 10:04 pm

Granted but only for five minutes!

I wish I could have a jones soda!
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Postby Cianter » Fri May 11, 2012 4:38 am

Broly Ultimatrix (post: 1556941) wrote:My friend says "Granted but now your not awesome anymore"

and wished "I wish Cianter was awesome again"


What is with your friend??? I don't think I like him/her anymore;)

And you have it, but it is frozen and can never thaw.

I wish I cold fly (how epic would that be:D)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Twister980 » Fri May 11, 2012 4:58 am

Granted, you can fly to Canada.

I wish Cianter wasn't trapped in Canada.
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Postby Cianter » Fri May 11, 2012 5:00 am

Awwes, I'm so loved:P Granted, I am now trapped in England (no, I really am trapped in England:))

I wish nothing ever had to change, anything happy that is:)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Fri May 11, 2012 5:07 am

[quote="Cianter (post: 1557034)"]What is with your friend??? I don't think I like him/her anymore]

OOC: He is wishing in my stead because I can't wish anymore.

He says "Granted they now they want to change. I wish cianters signature could gt cooler"
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Postby Cianter » Fri May 11, 2012 5:39 am

What do you mean the thing where I have all my awesome quotes? Well sorry, but it just can't get any awesomer than that;)

I wish I could jump to the moon:D
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

[color="Red"]I'm so talented I can fall up stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by parked cars XD[/color]

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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri May 11, 2012 7:39 am

Granted. You just can't breathe there. Oh, and you have to jump pretty fast to get that high, so including friction, you end up burning and suffocating at the same time. What a grisly way to go!

I wish that Cianter wasn't dead now.
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Postby Cianter » Fri May 11, 2012 8:04 am

Just because I can doesn't mean I have to, so wish granted, but now since you tried to kill me I will seek to destroy you for the rest of eternity :evil:

I wish I didn't have to destroy Kali, or wait, do I? :evil:
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

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Postby Zeldafan2 » Fri May 11, 2012 8:40 am

Granted, but now I HAVE to kill Kali!

I wish that death wasn't so brutal.
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Postby Cianter » Fri May 11, 2012 9:50 am

Granted, now it's so peaceful you never know if that guy who sleeps next to you in class is truly sleeping........

I wish I knew....everything:D
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][color="DarkOrchid"]Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not.[/color]

[color="Yellow"]When you're home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look through the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer. I'm that 1%[/color]

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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Fri May 11, 2012 9:56 am

Brolys' Friend: "Granted your brain asplodes"

Brolys' Friend: "I wish my brain could hold that much information"
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Fri May 11, 2012 10:25 am

Granted, now your a smarty pants that everyone hates.

I wish that white men COULD jump.
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Postby Twister980 » Fri May 11, 2012 4:17 pm

Granted, they end up jumping so high that they fly up into space. Becoming debris and knocking Wheatley farther away from earth.

I wish Valve would just announce Half-Life 3 instead of trolling us.
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Postby TheMewster » Fri May 11, 2012 4:22 pm

Granted, but they are just trolling you by announcing the game as it never gets released.

I wish I had a minion.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri May 11, 2012 6:27 pm

Granted. You had a minion. You accidentally killed your minion with a carving knife, and cried about it. Apparently, minions are a lot like onions. Except that cutting open an onion with a carving knife wouldn't land you on trial for murder, which is the situation you now find yourself in.

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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat May 12, 2012 6:28 am

Granted, but you fly into a wall and the jetpack breaks.

I wish that Kail's creepy cat would look at someone else.
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Postby Wind » Sat May 12, 2012 11:57 am

Granted it but it still stares at you with the eyes in the back of his head

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Postby anlptgtsg » Sat May 12, 2012 2:59 pm

Granted but you became blind.

I wish I have superpower
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Postby AdriTan » Sun May 13, 2012 12:15 am

Granted your super power reads minds all over the world but isn't very controllable and you become crazy because of the weirdness of the worlds minds!

I wish I had a cupcake!
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Postby anlptgtsg » Sun May 13, 2012 4:30 am

Granted. The flavor of the cupcake is your favorite. And someone took it and ate it in front of you. Then said "The best cupcake ever. Can you give me some drink".

I wish I could watch my favorite show all day.
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