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Postby acgifford » Sat May 19, 2012 5:00 am

granted. but now the world is full of annoying tree hugging hippies who are druggies and want you to join them. i wish that the men's bathrooms at walmart didnt smell so bad when i have to clean them.
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Postby Kiraliralai » Sat May 19, 2012 5:02 am

Granted! But now they're full of those druggie, tree hugging hippies burning incense.

I wish for a turtle
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Postby acgifford » Sat May 19, 2012 5:08 am

granted. but its a giant snapping turtle and you have to run for dear life. i wish my dogs would not shed.
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Postby Kiraliralai » Sat May 19, 2012 5:12 am

Granted! But they're now bald and resentful.

I wish for a giant snapping turtle to not be chasing me.
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Postby Kiraliralai » Sat May 19, 2012 5:13 am

Granted! But they're now bald and resentful.

I wish to not be chased by a giant snapping turtle.
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[color="YellowGreen"]I'm made of bones of the branches, the boughs and the brow beading light. While my feet are the trunks and my head is the canopy high. And my fingers extend to the eaves and the leaves on high. Bright I shine. It's my shine.[/color][color="Indigo"] - The Decemberists[/color]

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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat May 19, 2012 6:57 am

Granted, now your chased by a gun-toting Indian.

I wish that sterotypes could speak red.
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Postby Kiraliralai » Sat May 19, 2012 7:13 am

Granted! but i'm not sure what that means so it just spreads a mass confusion across the world leaving everyone as confused zombies.

I wish I didn't now know what a bronie was..
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Postby acgifford » Sat May 19, 2012 7:31 am

Granted, but now all you can watch is My Little Pony.XP

I wish that Vash from Trigun was real.
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Postby anlptgtsg » Sat May 19, 2012 7:35 am

Granted and he want the plants to rule the world and make humans slave.
I wish I could be an artist.
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Postby acgifford » Sat May 19, 2012 7:36 am

Granted. But now everything you draw, you cant stand no matter how good it is.

I wish that my shoulders would stop aching.
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Postby Kiraliralai » Sat May 19, 2012 7:44 am

Granted. But now you're knee gives out on you

I wish i could take a nap
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Postby acgifford » Sat May 19, 2012 8:05 am

Granted. but you fall into a deep slumber in which cannot awaken from. I wish that I could fly!
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Postby Kiraliralai » Sat May 19, 2012 8:12 am

Granted. But your massive wings cost you a fortune in custom made clothing...

I wish to hear good music
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Postby acgifford » Sat May 19, 2012 8:15 am

Wish granted. But all you can hear is music nonstop and it drives everyone nuts.

I wish for the moon.
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Postby Kiraliralai » Sat May 19, 2012 8:17 am

Granted. The moon crashes into the earth decimating life everywhere and leading to a global disaster.

I wish for a good idea for a story
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sat May 19, 2012 8:21 am

Granted but there already taken so you cant use them.

I wish that when you die you could choose to come back.
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Postby acgifford » Sat May 19, 2012 8:23 am

Granted. But when you come ack, you are hidious and everyone runs away from you.

I wish that the RPG Im in would start up.
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Postby Kiraliralai » Sat May 19, 2012 8:24 am

Granted. But it peters out and dies quickly..

I wish for a hug
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sat May 19, 2012 8:26 am

Granted but its the blob that hugs you and you are dissolved

I wish death hurt more.
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Postby acgifford » Sat May 19, 2012 8:27 am

Granted. but you dont like that it hurts more.
I wish that the old Trigun series would start up again.
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Postby Kiraliralai » Sat May 19, 2012 8:27 am

Granted. And you feel the pain for eternity.. as Trigun is dragged on and ruined year after year. Depicting the aging and eventual death of every single character.

I wish to have a wish fulfilled without going bad
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Postby anlptgtsg » Sat May 19, 2012 8:52 am

Granted your great wish, for you most hated person, really happens.
I wish for a ice cream.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat May 19, 2012 11:35 am

Granted, an animated snow man picks a fight with you and you get creamed.

I wish for seven gold rings.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby acgifford » Sat May 19, 2012 3:13 pm

Granted. But now you need the one ring to rule them all.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Sat May 19, 2012 3:30 pm

Granted, but then you go back to work and the wish was just a waste.

I wish I was posting something good on the forum's right now.
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Postby Banana Lobster » Sat May 19, 2012 6:34 pm

Granted: Nobody reads your post.

I wish that Valve would make another Portal game.
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Postby Masquerade1412 » Sat May 19, 2012 6:56 pm

Granted, but it's virtual reality. It's so real, you may not ever leave the game!...Alive....

I wish Banana Lobster's username was changed to "Banana Split."
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat May 19, 2012 8:12 pm

Granted, but then you slip on a banana peel.

I wish that I could do the dance.
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Postby Kiraliralai » Sun May 20, 2012 12:01 am

Granted. But you slip on a Banana Peel and hit your head falling into a coma.

I wish for French toast
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Sun May 20, 2012 12:13 am

Granted, but you realize it's from Germany.

I wish for a bowl of oatmeal.
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