Corrupted wish game

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, a giant man-eating oat makes a meal out of you in a bowl.

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish just to corrupt someone else's wish.

[Kiraliralai]

Granted. You now have a hand in helping corrupt all future wishes. You also take all future blame and everyone hates you.

I wish for a kitty

[anlptgtsg]

Granted the kitty that don't like your company.
I wish I have a fast internet connection.

[acgifford]

granted. but now your computer is invested with viruses and malware. i wish i didnt have to work.

[Kiraliralai]

Granted. You've now been fired and have no income..

I wish for a good wish

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but its a good wish only I would like.

I wish that May was day.

[Kiraliralai]

Granted! A nuclear bomb is set off killing everyone on earth and disrupting the ecosystem. May now only lasts for a single day, which is hardly noticeable as the earth is bereft of people, animals or plant life.

I wish to avoid death by nuclear bomb

[AdriTan]

Granted, but everyone you love doesn't. Your all alone in the world.

I wish Kiraliralai wasn't all alone!

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, she's being followed by a serial killer who survived.

I wish that Kiraliralai could defend herself from the serial killer.

[Kiraliralai]

Granted. But the serial killer is dead now! And I'm wanted for murder..

I wish I wasn't convicted, or put to death

[AdriTan]

Granted, your the last person on earth, besides a creeper who has a crush on you.

I wish I had a cat!

[Kiraliralai]

Granted. But it's a giant demon kitteh with a tast for AdriTan..

I wish I would never get lost! (seriously tho, happens a lot)

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, you're now immobile. You'll never get lost again.

I wish everything was on fire.

[Kiraliralai]

Granted! Everything bursts into grand flames but quickly burns down to cinders.. Now the whole world is naught but ash..

I wish no one has asthma and chokes on the ash

[acgifford]

granted. now everyone that has asthma is dead. i wish that my fav energy drink was still sold at walmart.

[Kiraliralai]

Granted. Now Walmart goes bankrupt and you've lost your job and can no longer afford your favorite energy drink. I buy them all and the Sambazons are all mines!!

I wish for a second Sambazon.

[acgifford]

granted. but you get poisoned from it and die. i wish that my co workers werent taken away to do other jobsin my work place and they just helped me.

[Kiraliralai]

Granted. Now they're all surrounding you and annoying you ALL night long.... Ari~ <3 let us help you with that!!!!

I wish the radio would play at night again at work

[acgifford]

granted. but the radio host extremly obnoctious and plays crappy music. i wish that i didnt have to wear the bright yellow vests at work.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, you no longer have to wear them at work but you do have to wear them everywhere else.

I wish everyone on Earth would give me a dollar.

[Kiraliralai]

Granted. Check the mail for a flood of monopoly dollar bills tomorrow morning.

I wish for some BBQ potato straws

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, now you have barqued straws that suck potatoes.

I wish that quotes would talk to everyone, and not be corrupted by a wish.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, quotes get corrupted when they talk to everyone (that includes politicians), but not when people make wishes.

I wish that there was something that didn't get a Hello Kitty version of it.

[anlptgtsg]

Granted, you now get things that connected to Melody rabbit.
I wish that my wish will come true.

[AdriTan]

Granted, but it's twisted.

I wish my family and I weren't sick!

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, now, you live in the Earth's core.

I wish that sickness could be altered into something that starts with the letter, "Z".

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but you are killed by a sudden zickness.

I wish for bean burrito without the beans.

[Kiraliralai]

Granted. You now have a tortilla full of a bean alternative made from tofu and dirt..

I wish it was my weekend

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Over the course of five days, you have grown weaker and weaker, wasting away in the grip of some unknown illness. You've begun to cough up blood, and your skin now bruises and tears from even the slightest pressure. As best the doctors can figure, you've got about another day or two before the complete failure of your body's systems. You are weak, and it is your end, and with your death the end of your weakness. Your weakend.

I wish that Kiraliralai would make a miraculous recovery.

[bobmonkeys]

Granted, but she doesn't remember who she is, and soap opera drama ensues.

I wish my brain had internet.