Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kiraliralai** » Tue May 22, 2012 1:57 am

Granted. But the only thing you can download or view are episodes of my new soap opera driven life..

I wish my 'show' got good ratings.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Tue May 22, 2012 6:01 am

Granted, but now freaks come to your house, and you die from the popularity.

I wish that murderers, psychopaths, sociopaths, vandels, theifs, and spinach didn't exist.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue May 22, 2012 9:47 am

Granted. Those words does not exist. Sad thing is they are now called in another word.

I wish I'm not stuck in this moment of time.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 22, 2012 10:48 am

Granted, you leap through time and end up stuck in a time where everything was on fire.

I wish for a flame that burns things not into ashes... but into lizards.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue May 22, 2012 11:01 am

Granted, but your house is on fire. Look at the bright side; you might be homeless, but now you have a few new pet lizards.

I wish the cat in Kaligraphic's avatar had a beard.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Wed May 23, 2012 5:18 am

Granted, but now you have a beard.

I wish that Murphy could be defeated.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Wed May 23, 2012 8:26 am

Granted, Murphy is defeated before he makes his law meaning none of this thread ever happend...

I wish murphy was defeated after he made his law so we can keep corrupting wishes with worst case senarios.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:48 pm

Granted, but now your statement is invalid by the rule of thumb.

I wish people like thumb and Murphy didn't exist.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Thu May 24, 2012 3:07 am

Granted, people do not exist.

I wish for F.U.N.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Thu May 24, 2012 9:04 am

Granted. You have Forever unsatisfied nights.
I wish I sleep in a regular time.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Thu May 24, 2012 9:41 am

Granted your regular time to sleep is now all the time so your missing all the fun in the forums

I wish to be a phyciatrist for computers

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu May 24, 2012 10:33 am

Granted, now you are a spelling error, and the computer deletes you.

I wish for a laptop.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu May 24, 2012 11:47 am

Granted. When you sit down, you have a lap, right? So when you put something on your lap, it goes on top. Ergo, you must have a laptop already in order to put anything on your lap. QED.

I wish for a bird with the head of a horse.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Thu May 24, 2012 1:30 pm

Granted here you go.

I wish to be 20% cooler

Postby **Kiraliralai** » Thu May 24, 2012 1:57 pm

Granted. Your air conditioner is broken.. As you get cooler you go from 5% to 10% and finally 20% cooler.. But it doesn't stop there as it goes from cool to cold and you find yourself frozen to death.

I wish fish didn't smell bad

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Thu May 24, 2012 2:51 pm

Granted, now they smell good, but you now fancy yourself with putting on fish perfume.

I wish that fish could talk the talk.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu May 24, 2012 3:42 pm

Granted, Fish can talk the talk just fine, it's you what can't sling the lingo.

I wish that the dead would dance.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Thu May 24, 2012 4:04 pm

Granted but they all dance brakedance which conflicted with the views of the thriller dancers and after 4 years of UWW1 (under world war 1) the core of the planet dies and the earth hurttles tward the sun...

I wish zombies were reundeadified again.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Fri May 25, 2012 6:08 am

Granted, now they are eating your brains.

I wish zombies didn't eat brains, and were instead annoying house guests.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri May 25, 2012 10:25 am

Granted. But they constantly raid your refrigerator.

I wish zombies did not exist.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Fri May 25, 2012 10:30 am

Granted everyone is now a zombie... just like how without evil as a comparison there can be no good or how without light there can be no shadow since there is no longer life there can be no death and thus undeath is also impossible meaning no zombies.

I wish that made more sense

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:21 pm

Granted, now you messed the space time continuim up.

I wish that Broly didn't just do that.

Postby **Kiraliralai** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:20 pm

Granted. Broly goes back to keep himself from doing that but when he accidentally kills himself (complete accident he swears!) he rips time and space apart due to the paradox and we all cease to exist.

I wish we all existed again

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:22 pm

We all exist, but we are now known as Nothing.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:25 pm

Granted This Wish the 3rd has been corrupted with incurable diseases and files may class lawsuits against you.

I wish for World Piece.

Postby **Kiraliralai** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:27 pm

Granted. The world falls into pieces.. we now have World Piece.

I wish to be able to play an instrument

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:30 pm

Granted you can play the musical saw but a freak accident involving a horse bicycler and two twinkies happends and you wake from your coma 5 years in the future as nothing but a torso... the horse bicylcer and twinkies are fine though.

I wish i could go back in time to prevent that accedent from happening

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:31 pm

Granted, i am able to go back in time to prevent that accident from happening. And what's more, I admit to everyone you are responsible for this chaos.

I wish I had hamburgers.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri May 25, 2012 3:51 pm

Granted. You have Hamburgers' disease, the horrific new disease cooked up by biowarfare researchers in Hamburg and accidentally released into the general population.

I wish that there was a cure for Hamburgers'.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Fri May 25, 2012 3:53 pm

granted but it involves rottweilers that eat the infected portions of flesh before it spreads to far.

I wish it didnt hurt to feel better.

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