Corrupted wish game

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:14 am

[color="Plum"]Granted, Murder N. Killer is a man and he likes to murder. No one can get away from him.

I wish there was a place I could escape to that Murder N. Killer can't get to.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:19 am

Granted you can get away from Murder if you know who the person is.
I wish I'm air.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:28 am

[color="Plum"]Granted, someone inhales you though.

I wish I had a girlfrien-*remembers gender* I mean boyfriend. (disinterested)[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:27 am

Granted your boyfriend is from Pluto and there is no way to communicate with him.
I wish I don't have to do stuff.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:40 am

[color="Plum"]Granted, you die. You don't need to do anything anymore.

I wish animal planet was revived as my personal slave. I have stuff I need her to go do.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:56 am

Granted. He asked what you want him to do. He listens to all your demands. And then he said "No way, I'm not gonna do that".
I wish I know the meaning of life.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:01 am

[color="Plum"]Granted, but to learn that you have to do what I say.

I wish I had a shock collar to put on animal planet to make her obey me.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:20 am

Granted, you will be shocked until animal planet pity you and obey you.
I wish there will be more samurai anime.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:28 am

[color="Plum"]Granted, but the samurai don't fight they just sit around doing nothing.

I wish humans could communicate with penguins.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:58 am

Granted, and the penguins proved to us that we are inferior to them.
I wish we are not inferior to penguins.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:48 am

Granted, but we are inferior to robots.

I wish the Singularity would not occur.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:42 pm

Granted, but again penguins becomes superior to us.
I wish this never ending loop of superiority will stop.

Postby **AdriTan** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:35 pm

Granted, it will stop....... Eventually...

I wish I could draw stuffed bunnies.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:08 am

[color="Plum"]Granted, you draw horrific depictions of the future where you use bunnies to convey the helplessness that humans have no hope of preventing these unspeakable catastrophes.

I wish I was insane, so that I wouldn't have to struggle to keep my sanity anymore.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:01 am

Wish is granted. Your are the only sane creature in the universe.
I wish I have a wish.

Postby **thisiskris89** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:22 pm

Granted, you wish you were an oscar meyer weiner!
I wish I had a job!

Postby **AdriTan** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:32 pm

Granted, you clean public toilets

I wish I didn't have a cold

Postby **thisiskris89** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:36 pm

granted now you have a hot(hee hee)
i wish i knew how to swim!

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 6:30 pm

I wish I do too. Your wish is granted. You can only swim on a 2 ft depth pool.
I wish I don't have to corrupt wishes.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:15 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted, but you also don't have to make wishes, so what are you doing in this thread?

I wish I was a human being.[/color]

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:35 am

Granted, you were a human being until a mad geneticist turned you into a horrific human-lemur hybrid. Now you fight crime as The Lemur.

I wish that The Lemur was a real super hero in the DC Universe.

Postby **thisiskris89** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:58 pm

granted but he's just zoombafoo on steroids!
i wish i had a kitty cat!

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:01 pm

Granted but it hates you and seeks to destroy you with cuteness and bebe guns

I wish I knew how to really kill Godzilla.

Postby **thisiskris89** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:28 pm

granted...but its a kamikaze attack!
i wish i had some yummy general tsoa's chicken and fried rice!

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:27 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted, but I eat it all.

I wish I had some more chinese food.[/color]

Postby **thisiskris89** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:27 am

granted but this time i ate it all!hehehe
i wish i had a boston creme donut!

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:33 am

Granted but it eats you.

I wish food wasn't evil

Postby **SilverToast** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:05 pm

Granted but all food tastes terrible.

I wish to be the free world leader of the first space colonies.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:22 pm

[color="Plum"]Granted, but you are a horrible leader and quickly overthrown.

I wish fish could walk on land and breathe air.[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:50 pm

Granted. But the man has to live in the bodies of water to maintain balance in nature.
*I wish there are no egomaniacs*

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