Corrupted wish game

Postby **AdriTan** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:24 am

granted you drown in it!

I wish I had some coke.

but I don't wish to drown in it.... Hmmm...

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:42 am

Granted, here's your cocaine.

I wish AdriTan wasn't addicted to drugs.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:53 am

Granted, but he is addicted to online gaming.

I wish the Vita would have some good games.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:13 am

Granted, but they are all already available on the PS3. XP

I wish I could blow up something.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:13 am

granted. Now we need a new planet. Thanks.
I wish I was a My Little Pony character.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:17 am

Granted, now you are Derpy, and you accedentially destroy Ponyville.

I wish that all people would believe the truth.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:10 am

Granted but they believe lies as well

In the scenario of one door that always lies and one door that always tells the truth i with for a third door that only offers subjective criticism

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:14 am

Granted, but when it starts to criticize the first two doors, the first two doors get mad and reduce the number of doors back to 2 by killing the 3rd door.

I wish I could burn water.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:59 am

Granted, now you have set the world on fire.

I wish profanity didn't exist.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:35 pm

Granted but know only dolphin squeaks are made to express anger and rage.

I wish that people can fly without the use of wings or machinery.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:37 pm

Granted, now we get caught in space whenever we fly.

I wish that noses were pointy, long, and had lips.

Postby **AdriTan** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:54 pm

granted they are no longer connected to our faces cuz they claim they don't need us

I wish my nose would come back to me! :'O

Postby **Mike123123** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:22 am

Granted, But there is a piece of garbage super glued in it, so you will only smell garbage unless you get surgery.

I wish for nothing.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:33 am

Granted, you are now nothing.

I wish for magic cheeses.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:33 am

Granted, they form an army to kill anyone who eat cheese and cow meat. The only way to stop them is finding a talking cow.
*I wish I enjoy everyday of my life*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:57 am

Granted, you are now an extreme masochist and everyone wants to hurt you.

I wish to be an artist.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:00 am

Granted but you can never appreciate your art as much as others do.

I wish to be Batman and go crime fighting in Gotham city.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:29 am

Granted. You are now in the psychiatric ward because no body believes that you are batman.
I wish ace is as good as the batman comics so he will not be caught by the police.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:05 am

Granted but to your dismay ace has one blind eye and has trained himself to use his other senses at an incredible level.

I wish anlptgtsg would be my sidekick robin. haha

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:16 pm

Granted anlptgtsg became robin. He became so good that Ace became the sidekick.
*I wish I could do what I must*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:44 am

Granted, but you mustn't do what you could.

I wish I understood that.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:44 am

Granted, now everyone thinks you are a smarty pants.

I wish that taking the fact that Disney has lived for so many years, that there must have been a special force, that kept it alive for so many years, so I wish that the world would know the secret to the magical power of Disney that never existed.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:07 am

Granted, it is kept alive using slave labor to turn giant wheels that power the large generator that makes its theme parks seem magical. So whenever someone goes to Disneyland, they are supporting slavery.

I wish everyone in the world was smaller than 6 inches.

Postby **SilverToast** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:12 am

Granted but everything else in the world didn't shrink.

I wish for a world where pokemon existed and we got along well with them just like the anime and games.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:35 am

Granted, we enslave them and use them for warfare conducted by ten-year-olds.

I wish for a Nintendo 3DS.

Postby **SilverToast** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:49 am

Granted but it has a cracked screen and the virtual console for gameboy games doesn't work. muahaha

I wish for an aardvark named Arthur to come to life and talk and act like the PBS character.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:18 am

Granted, but you suddenly develop a hate for him. Ooh.

I wish for junk food to be healthy!

Postby **SilverToast** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:22 am

Granted but it tastes like the vegetables and/or fruits you would not eat.

I wish for world peace and cheese cake.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:25 am

Granted, but everyone starts to fight over the last piece of cheese cake.

I wish for a new job.

Postby **SilverToast** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:38 am

Granted but you climb high up the corporate ladder that everyone depends on you excessively as CEO.

I wish for people to give me free cheesecake that is delicious.

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