Corrupted wish game

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:04 pm

Granted. Instead, it is now on the web, lurking in every ad, every facebook post, and every news story...NOOOOO!!!!

I wish Shark Week wasn't so terrifyingly compelling...

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:58 am

Granted, it is terrifying and compelling but not together. You will continue to be compelled to watch the terrifying sharks.

I wish no one would grant this wish.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:12 am

Granted. A two grants your wish.

I wish I would have a healthy weight & lifestyle.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:15 pm

Granted but a freak accident undoes all of your hard work.

I wish I hadn't forgotten about myse--er this thread.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:53 pm

Granted but you remember other things and becomes a pain to remember a lot.

I wish to be a delicious cheesecake that when everyone bites also becomes cheesecake.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:53 am

Granted it looks so bad though that no one ever tried to eat the delicious cheesecake.
*I wish we don't judge the book with its cover*

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:00 pm

Granted, the book gets 15 years in jail, but the cover just has to pay a fine and do community service.

I wish that everything in this thread would literally happen in Peanut's head.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:36 am

Granted, but the virus spreads, infecting everyone and ends up literally blowing up their minds.

I wish everyone was back to normal.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:26 am

Granted but now life is boring and everyone blames you for it.

I wish I could think of something to write.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:12 pm

Granted, but you write another wish.

I wish for a Doritos taco.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:57 pm

Granted, as soon as you go on down to Taco Bell and pay them for it.

I wish for a flying car.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:06 pm

Granted you drive your car off a cliff in an insane urge then come too when it's to late.

I with for more mountain dew to put in my new 64 oz cup

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:31 am

Granted, but your "mountain dew" smells like pee. I wouldn't drink that if I were you.

I wish it would rain grasshoppers.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:41 am

Granted, but it only rains at your house.

I wish the weather was back to normal.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:40 am

Granted, it is back to normal...for Jupiter. Oh noes!

I wish I was on a fully-functional space station right now.

Postby **SilverToast** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:41 pm

Granted but the spaceship itself crashes due to a programming glitch right after you boarded it.

I wish that I was immortal.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:32 pm

Granted, but you must spend your immortality in an inescapable hamster ball on an infinite lawn with an eternally young, awake, and enthusiastic toddler. Run, hamster, run!

I wish popsicles grew on bushes.

Postby **SincerelyAnomymous** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:08 pm

Granted, but they melt. Just like my heart for those beautiful things.

I wish I cookies grew on bushes.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:04 am

Granted, but the cookies taste like leaves.

I wish I could have a lucid dream.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:12 pm

Granted, you could...provided you somehow manage to fall asleep on the top of an airborne blimp headed to Poland. Let me know how it goes!

I wish cars were hamster-powered.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:05 pm

Granted, but the hamsters revolt, leading to a gerbil takeover. All hail our new furry overlords!

I wish humans were the dominate species.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:02 pm

Granted, we dominate basket weaving. But the hamsters are still our overlords...unless we can weave enough darned baskets to catch them all.

I wish our furry overlords would buy our baskets.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:21 am

Granted, but they pay us in nuts. I traded mine for acorns!

I wish I could use the acorns to bribe some squirrel mercenaries to defeat the hamster overlords.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:59 pm

Granted but the hamsters has much more acorn than you. So they turned their backs on you.
I wish there is a hero to save us from the alliance of hamsters and squirrels.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:32 am

Granted, but he turns out to be lying about his identity as a superhero, and is actually road kill.

I wish road kill had a better name.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:02 am

Granted, we now call it Fred...but a stinking carcass by any other name, well...is still a stinking carcass. By the way, Fred will be visiting you tonight.

I wish Fred would run for president.

Postby **SilverToast** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:49 pm

Granted but he is beloved by all until he becomes our omnipotent emperor with no one to hold him back.

I wish there was a underground resistance movement against Fred.

Postby **TheMewster** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:58 pm

Granted, but it is crushed by striped turtle ninjas.

I wish blessings on PrincessZelda and Jingo Jaden's marriage.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:05 pm

Granted, but they drop their kids off at your place for extended periods of time. Happy babysitting!

I wish I could beat Bloons Tower Defense 5...

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:23 pm

Granted, you could beat it but you just feel lazy and thinks it is a bother.
I wish I could talk to animals

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