Corrupted wish game

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:04 am

Granted, but they don't talk back.

I wish people would be nice to each other.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:08 am

granted, but they're only nice on opposite day.
I wish for a sequel to Cowboy Bebop.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:01 am

Granted, but the company bankrupts after the pilot episode.

I wish people would give anime a chance.

Postby **SilverToast** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:25 am

Granted but anime has been ruined due to lowering its standards of creativity to appeal to mass population of simple minded people.

I wish that anime continued to be popular like it was in the late 90's in the U.S

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:39 am

Granted but is in now banned in the US.
I wish I could think of something funny.

Postby **junoro** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:37 pm

Granted, but the humour is too far ahead of the times for anyone to understand.

I wish that floors would clean themselves when you spilled stuff on them.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:46 pm

Granted, but they refuse to let you walk on them.

I wish I could dance.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:48 pm

Granted, but you dance like Carlton.

I wish I could go to Paris.

Postby **Michael Lance** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:38 pm

Granted, but the U.S.* goes to war against Paris while you're on your trip, and therefore you can never return to us. We'll miss ya, though!

I wish Tokyopop hadn't gone out of business.

*(or maybe it's Japan... idk where you live XP)

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:45 pm

Granted. Instead, they simply restructured their business into a dry cleaning franchise.

I wish someone would write a manga about Tokyopop dry cleaning.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:05 pm

Granted, but it's 100 volumes of pure, unadulterated boring.

I wish for a massage.

Postby **Michael Lance** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:26 pm

Granted. A Slasher is waiting for you in the next room. Enjoy your stay at the Dead Space hotel and spa!

I wish for pocky.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:14 pm

Granted, but you only get the cardboard box.

I wish for a kiss on the cheek from Yuya Kido (Google him if you haven't heard of him).

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:36 am

Granted, but why you want someone, even a hot guy, to put a half-melted Hershey's kiss on your cheek is a bit baffling to me.

I wish for a better Eragon movie.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:46 am

Granted, but, like John Carter, it bombs in the theaters, therefore eliminating any chances of a sequel.

I wish my phone was a smartphone.

Postby **Neane** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:09 pm

Granted. It has an IQ over 400 and then plots to kill you...and it succeeds.

I wish that there would be no more stupid pony wars on CAA.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:40 pm

Granted. All of the people who participate in pony wars leaves CAA. Good going.

I wish the pony warriors would return to CAA

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:56 pm

Granted, but they've all turned into protestors. Now, as the pony peaceniks, they are infesting the goof-off, insisting that rainbows, sunshine, and friendship be forever required.

I wish the pony peaceniks would show up to protest Jaden and Zelly's wedding.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:12 am

Granted, but they brought Westboro Baptist with them.

I wish Whose Line is it Anyway? was back on tv.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:50 am

Granted, but its the ONLY thing on TV.

I wish for our regular scheduled programming.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:18 am

Granted but all medium to watch them was destroyed.
I wish all the people could see live television shows.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:04 pm

Granted, but live television shows are now completely terrible.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not get fat.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:04 pm

Granted, but you would get no nourishment out of the foods.

I wish for Japan to be closer to America.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:37 pm

Granted, but now history has changed and Japan defeated America in World War II. We love our Japanese overlords.

I wish our Japanese overlords were kinder to us.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:39 pm

Granted they now give us a 2 minute water break instead of the old 1 minute water break we've had for the last half a century. I personally am happy for the extra minute to enjoy my water each day before returning to the grueling slavery that we are all in.

I wish Grad School was cheaper.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:17 pm

Granted. It is now made of plastic. You'll have to deal with the aftermath of an institution gone material on your own...I have no advice for that.

I wish plastic grad schools came in McDonald's Happy Meals.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:14 am

Granted, but now Happy Meals cost $30,000.

I wish I had $30,000.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:50 am

Granted but you owe a loan shark $70,000 at the end of the month.

I wish the word "wish" didn't look so strange to me.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:31 pm

Granted. It looks like a cat.

I wish for an oatmeal raisin cookie.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:00 pm

Granted, but it was made in 1976.

I wish the weather was 3 degrees cooler.

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