Corrupted wish game

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:09 pm

Granted. It is now 3 degrees cooler than the current temperature in Death Valley, which makes it a balmy 109 degrees F.

I wish it was late fall where I am.

Postby **randomuser2349** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:18 am

Granted. But now you have to repeat school.

I wish I could control time.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:55 am

Granted. You get a watch that cannot show the current time, but you can turn the knob on the side to change to a different time.

I wish for a giant teddy bear.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:01 am

Granted, you get a giant bear named Theodore. It mauls and eats you.

I wish for the power to control fate.

Postby **seaglass27** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:19 am

Granted. But if someone has the power to control fate then fate no longer exists, leaving you powerless.

I wish for the sky to fall and the earth to open up and the waters to roar.

Postby **TheMewster** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:16 pm

Granted, but everyone you love is killed in this catastrophe. Now all that's left is you, Rebecca Black, and Justin Bieber.

I wish my computer could run Windows 7.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:04 pm

Granted, the computer you buy 7 years from now can run Windows 7.

I wish those people from CAA's yesteryears who still lurk on this thread would come out of the shadows. Seriously, they're creeping me out more then Slenderman...

Postby **HarleyQuinnOy** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:03 pm

Granted, but they've all turned into zombies!!

I wish I could win Ninja Warrior!

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:35 pm

Granted, but you had to battle everyone you know and love to the death to do it. Enjoy your nightmares and loneliness.

I wish for gold.

Postby **randomuser2349** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:13 pm

Granted. But it's only a small molecule.
I wish this thread will end (jkk just want to see how you will corrupt it).

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:23 pm

Granted, but this thread has to last a few hundred more years first!

I wish for a sketch pad!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:48 pm

Granted, but somehow every sketch you draw ends up having the Slender Man in it, and you don't know why...

I wish that Dead Space-style necromorphs weren't real.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:31 am

Granted. But Justin Bieber is, so... too bad.

I wish for fried chicken.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:07 am

Granted, but they didn't pluck the chicken first....they just dipped it in the oil!

I wish people would wish for better wishes.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:10 am

Granted, but they still get corrupted.
I wish the Syfy channel didn't play stuff that wasn't science fiction.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:27 am

Granted. Welcome to the Battlefield Earth channel.

I wish for a grand piano.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:12 am

Granted, the orbital piano cannon is locked on your position...

I wish that the transcendent and the corrupt could truly coexist within a single post.

Postby **TheMewster** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:13 am

Granted, but before you got it, the granting was revoked because you were going way over my head.

I wish that my algebra practice test didn't have to be so long.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:55 pm

Granted. But now you're completely unprepared for the real test.

I wish I was still a little kid living with my family, playing with my brothers and not having any worries at all.

Postby **TheMewster** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:13 pm

Granted, but now you're not old enough to be a CAA member and you miss us so bad you don't even want to play with your brothers because you are so sad.

I wish my real life friend would join CAA.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:18 pm

Granted, but he/she never really gets into it & eventually leaves to dabble on Facebook.

I wish CAA had more entertainment options.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:21 pm

Granted. But now in order to post anything you have to win CAA QWOP.

I wish to tour Europe.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:06 pm

Granted, but you can only visit a quarter of all Europe

I wish my crazy Original characters were real

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:25 pm

Granted, and but they don't believe you exist.

I wish I was a talent judge for a televised singing competition.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:18 am

Granted, but no one enters the competition, so your job is meaningless.

I wish for a pet panda.

Postby **Abassi** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:03 am

Granted, but sadly, shortly after you get him he is accidentally boxed up in a crate of vegetables which gets shipped to a noddle shop owner in China.

I wish for a giant mechanical crocodile that wears a top hat and can sing and dance.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:21 am

Granted, but you forgot the batteries.

I wish for a car that never needed to be refueled.

Postby **Abassi** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:47 am

Granted, but it's infested with gremlins and thus, never actually works.

I wish that my cat could help me train in the martial arts.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:13 pm

Granted, but you only know Tae-bo.

I wish I was a karate grandmaster!

Postby **SilverToast** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:32 pm

Granted but all other fighting styles defeat yours.

I wish I could speak Russian.

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