Corrupted wish game

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:59 pm

Granted, but Russian is the only language you can speak now.

I wish I could fly around my hometown like Ironman

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:33 am

Granted, but you can never land, so you must keep flying around your hometown.

I wish for a wish for a wish.

Postby **SilverToast** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:45 am

Granted. But someone else determines what wish you get.

I wish that someone else can have an extra wish.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:55 am

Granted, but that extra wish is used to destroy the universe. Thanks a bunch.

I wish I had some toast with Nutella on it.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:07 am

Granted, but the toast is burned and the "Nutella" is melted bitter-sweet morsals.

I wish to be a swimmer in the 2016 Olympics.

Postby **Abassi** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:40 am

Granted, but by that point in history the earth has been invaded by space aliens who claim, “All your base are belong to us.” and so the gold medal you win will be placed in a bunker near the northernmost border of Kazakhstan.

I wish it was not so hot outside.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:54 pm

Granted but now there is 6 feet of snow outside your house and you can't get out your front door

I wish that Jesus came over and had dinner in my house

Postby **TheMewster** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:30 pm

Granted in full. I can't really come up with a corruption that wouldn't be sacreligious.

I wish that ramen noodles didn't have so much sodium.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:32 am

Granted. Now the extra sodium is replaced with plutonium.

I wish the atom bomb was never invented.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:52 pm

Granted, but since it never existed, WWII went on a lot longer than planned.

I wish the Hetalia characters were real...preferably Japan, Italy, and America

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:46 pm

Granted, but they're all dead because they fought in World War II and that was a long time ago.

I wish for a cup of iced coffee and the non-dairy milk of my choice to go in it.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:50 pm

Granted, but its been in the refrigerator for a year.

I wish I was a little more social.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:58 pm

Granted but you gain too much confidence and annoy people with over-confidence.

I wish I could meet Adam Young (Owl City).

Postby **TheMewster** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:27 pm

Granted, but he turned into a zombie before meeting you and ate your brain. Now you are a zombie.

I wish Katana wasn't a zombie.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:58 pm

Granted. Now he's a sparkling vampire.

I wish vampires didn't sparkle.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:09 pm

Granted. Now they SHIMMER!

I wish Masquerade hadn't turned Katana into a boy.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:36 am

(Awww I feel loved! ^.^)Granted...but now Masquerade's a girl

I wish TheMewster didn't turn Adam Young into a zombie (I know. Not original but I wonder what'll happen

)

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:34 am

Granted. Adam Young is now an alien.

I wish ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:16 am

Granted, but no one else can sleep.

I wish I didn't confuse Hetalian's gender. :XD:

Postby **TheMewster** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:25 am

Granted, now you've never met her or heard of her so you can't confuse her gender.

I wish I had some Facebook Credits.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:37 am

Granted, but your bank account is drained. You now have 100,000 credits.

I wish someone would post on the Avatar Caption Game.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:16 am

Granted but it it will be buried in the marriage threads.

I wish there was a more creative and fun new thread on goof off.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:57 am

Granted, but the new thread isn't as much fun as this one.

I wish Batman lived in my town.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:03 pm

Granted, but I don't think anyone wants to live in a town full of man-like bats...

I wish for a witty caption to post on the Caption Game.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:33 pm

granted but the witty saying became so popular that it was no longer witty

I wish that bananas could stick to the wall like super glue

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:51 pm

Granted, but you're so ecstatic that you stick bananas on the wall all the time and can't paint the walls since they are covered.

I wish everyone had a good singing voice.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:54 pm

granted, but now life has just become a musical, and everyone is an actor, and therefore everyone sings to each other rather than talk.

I wish socks could fly.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:00 pm

Granted, but flying smelly socks scares visitors away.

I wish to know what would happen if all guys were good-looking.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:42 pm

Granted, but now all guys think they are hot stuff, and are constantly weight lifting at the gym (all day and night). Then all the guys run "good-looking" competitions.

I wish macaroni and cheese tasted like chocolate.

Postby **SilverToast** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:20 pm

Granted but the taste of cheese is lost to our world replaced by chocolate.

I wish for world domination by friendly cockroach turtle hybrids.

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