Corrupted wish game

Postby **TheMewster** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:18 pm

Granted, but it is poisonous too, so you can't cut food with it.

I wish my PC had more RAM.

Postby **Oddood198** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:24 pm

It's a butterfly knife, I don't intend to cut food with it, ergo, your corruption is invalid, I am thusly the winner. Hurrah.

Granted, it now RAMs into your face and causes intense physical pain.

I wish I could eat solid food without pain.

Postby **nuni7270** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:00 pm

Granted, all other states of food cause you pain instead of the solid food.

I wish I had a PS3. (I asked my mom for one, she gave me a Wii)

Postby **Reytrx99** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:04 pm

Granted, heres your ps3 *accidentally drops into the fishtank nearby*

I wish for an incorruptible wish

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:08 pm

Granted. This thread is now useless. *ignores and continues*

I wish Isane Kotetsu got more air time when Bleach was going.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:10 pm

granted, but now Itchigo gets much less air time, and becomes a side character

I wish Crickets could do my laundry for me.

Postby **HetalianKatana4** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:28 pm

Granted, it would take so much longer though and they rufuse to do the chore in the daytime so their chirps at night keep you awake.

I wish school hadn't started yet.

Postby **Oddood198** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:01 pm

Granted, it simply never stopped.

I wish for non-explosive pie.

Postby **Reytrx99** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:31 am

Granted. Poisoned.

I wish i wish i had a fish

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:49 am

Granted. Just watch out, it's a piranha.
I wish we had better choices for presidents.

Postby **Reytrx99** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:56 am

Granted... but.... NOPE chuck testa.

I wish for a dragon that had the ability to breathe cakes

Postby **Oddood198** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:26 am

Granted, it also breathes fire and burns all the cakes.

I wish I had a muffin button.

Postby **Reytrx99** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:45 pm

Granted. Do you know what that is? *breaks* woops guess i didnt.

I wish to evolve into gyrados

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:10 pm

Granted, but you're trapped in my Pokemon game.

I wish Reytrx no longer was a pixelated pokemon.

Postby **SilverToast** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:21 pm

Granted but he is a real life gyrados on a rampage.

I wish I had chuck norris' magikarp.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:23 pm

granted! but he is untamed and cannot be tamed by anyone . He insists on being a wild Pokemon because he knows he can easily defeat anyone (minus God of course)

I wish for bubble gum flavored chips

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:09 pm

Granted. You have bubble gum flavored wood chips. You might not want to use those for your landscaping, because they'll probably draw ants.

I wish for a Reese's peanut butter cup.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:25 pm

Granted. It is a real cup made of peanut butter that was previously owned by a guy named Reese. Did I mention he used it as a spit cup?

I wish tobacco never existed.

Postby **For_Him** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:05 pm

Your wish has been granted, but now everyone is smoking marijuana, and not for medicinal purposes.

I wish to fly like Superman.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:18 pm

Granted, but unlike Superman, the government doesn't take a liking to you. Neither do their missiles.

I wish my Wisdom Teeth didn't grow.

Postby **Wind** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:20 pm

your wisdom teeth dont grow, but you grow pandas on your feet instead

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses

Postby **Reytrx99** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:25 pm

Granted. I use my powers to turn you into a blind deku scrub.

I wish i had a wish

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:27 pm

Granted, but your next wish will not be granted

I wish I took another science class instead of chemistry

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:13 pm

Granted, but it's Quantum Physics.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Postby **HarleyQuinnOy** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:04 pm

Granted, but your mind never empties out any information and gets so full that your head explodes.

I wish I never needed sleep.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:44 am

Granted, but you're still crabby.
I wish for a NES that works and is in mint condition.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:49 am

Granted, but all of the games that go to it have been discontinued. At least it looks pretty in the box!

I wish my mouth would heal quickly after my wisdom teeth surgery.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:28 am

granted, but all your future wounds will heal more slowly

I wish that two pies could go singing in the rain.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:40 pm

Granted, but they are eaten by the guy who sings "Singing in the Rain."

I wish for a collection of Film Noir movies on DVD.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:39 pm

Granted, but the DVD''s are mistakenly mailed to Rob Bertswick in New Jersey, who decides that they make a pretty cool coaster set.

I wish all beagle dogs wore top hats and monocles.

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