Corrupted wish game

[Raleford]

Granted... but it's not friendly... or susceptible to bullets.

I wish we won't all die to the aliens Ace so foolishly summoned to Earth.

[SilverToast]

granted but they somehow get defeated by humans in a way that makes little sense.

I wish that I could have an infinite number of wishes.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but during your dance of glee for having so many things to wish for...you accidentally step in front of a bus and cease to have the opportunity to wish.

I wish for a VW Beetle.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but the Beetle is an actual beetle, so now all bug catchers are after it.

I wish mosquitoes did not exist.

[Arya Raiin]

Granted, but now butterflies eat toes.

I wish I owned a copy of every book ever written.

[AdriTan]

Granted, you copy it all onto toilet paper that gets used..... Ew

I wish I had some milk.

[QtheQreater]

Granted. Here's a bucket; there's a yak. Go for it!

I wish AdriTan wasn't about to disturb the yak...

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but now the yak is going to disturb her...

I wish I could do the Gangnam Style dance.

[SilverToast]

Granted but a horse attacks you for mocking it.

I wish that the teenage mutant ninja turtles were real.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but they all crash at your place for the next 50 years. And they never leave the "teenager" stage...

I wish I could go super saiyan!

[Imperial]

Granted but it becomes a super sayin (like a word)

I wish for a cizeta moroder v16

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but it's a hot wheels.

I wish for a rock.

[SilverToast]

Granted you get the former wrestler and actor "The Rock".

I wish for a personal team of butlers to follow me around.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but they're all trying to kill you.

I wish space wasn't the final frontier.

[SilverToast]

Granted but time is even harder and more dangerous to explore.

I wish for over 9000 metric tons of potatoes.

[Broly Ultimatrix]

Granted but they appear in space and are pulled into the sun never to be seen again

I wish for a Pirate, A sleepy pirate with a really weird hair cut.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but he snores very loudly.

I wish for earmuffs.

[QtheQreater]

Granted: your ears are now incredibly furry. You can't hear a thing!

I wish Masquerade's ear fur wasn't growing a meter per second...

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but I am now growing the world's fastest mustache...

I wish for a styling razor.

[QtheQreater]

Granted; it is ever so stylish! It even wears a monocle! Unfortunately, it doesn't do squat for your mustache, which has now overtaken a small bus station.

I wish little old ladies would knit blankets out of Masquerade's mustache.

[SilverToast]

Granted but the blankets come alive and terrorize all citizens.

I wish someone would stop the chaos of Masquerade's mustache blankets.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted. A mysterious bald man unleashes a horde of hair eating ferrets, which eradicates the mustache blankets... and everyone's hair.

I wish we had hair again.

[QtheQreater]

Granted.

It's just as awkward as last time.

I wish musicals involved more hang gliders.

[Abassi]

Granted, but someone decides “flaming” hang gliders are so much more awesome, and well, it just goes from there.

I wish for a dish, a dish of fish.

[SilverToast]

Granted but the fish serve you their weaker smaller kind to fatten you up and eat you.

I wish that someone would save us from the carnivorous fish that roam the Earth's land.

[Abassi]

Granted, but everyone blames YOU for the new cat problem.

I wish for a silver platter with a movie reference.

[QtheQreater]

Granted.

*whacks you with a silver platter*

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

I wish silver platters could fly.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but they continuously crash into windows.

I wish for an unbreakable window.

[Ubernator]

Granted, but the window's been painted over with black paint.

I wish for there to be a dub of Toradora.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but it's in Afrikaans. You better start brushing up those language skills.

I wish for a tub of lard.