Captain Hammer's "Be Like Me" thread.

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:27 pm

To be an amazing hero, like me. Captain Hammer. You must be aware of the many dangers facing our community.

There could be a villain stalking your neighborhood. I currently have a fancy schmansy list of things to be on the lookout for. Feel free to add to it.

Things to look out for:

1 - Death Nerds

2 - Classmates that excel in Math or Science

3 - General Lurking

4 - People that don't try to fit in

5 - Fake British accents

6 - Real British accents

7 - Those little Goatee Beards

8 - Eye Patches! That's a good one.

9 - People that say "Status Quo"

10 - Goggles

Postby **Crossfire** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:34 pm

Twister980 (post: 1589768) wrote:4 - People that don't try to fit in

What about people trying to fit in?

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:41 pm

And failing? Oh, that's a good one.

11 - People trying to fit in

Postby **Vilo159** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:04 pm

Well, I must just be a terrible person. 7/11. So does that make me like a wannabe villain, but not a full one?

By the way, what do you mean my Death Nerd?

Website · Postby **Bio_Plus** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:24 pm

7 - Those little Goatee Beards

I live in a very dangerous neighborhood.

12 - People listening to iPods
13 - People wearing bandanas

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:07 pm

I can sort of accept 12 and 13, the thing is though, how do you tell if they are truly villains? Just check em against the list above.

Postby **PrincessZelda** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:52 pm

Captain Hammer? I think he's going by Castle these days.

Postby **AdriTan** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:17 pm

14. people that you have never met before that ask if they know you from somewhere

15. People that somehow are clumsy enough to spill jiff peanut butter from a dry spoon..... *raises hand* is guilty

Postby **Twister980** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:40 am

Actually 14 would fit more for me...

14. People that you might have seen one time at that one place, doing that one thing.

Now fifteen however, that is perfect. Only Death Nerds and Nerd Nerds can pull that off.

Oh yeah, I should probably add this one to the list.

16. People who sing at random while you pretend they're not there.

Postby **Rewin** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:07 pm

Captain Malcolm Reynolds....

Is not amused.

Postby **SilverToast** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:18 pm

17. That one person who catches you doing something strange or seems strange. (It might secretly be the same person for us all!)

18. Those super geniuses whom don't use a Linux distro, Mac OS X, or Windows operating system with their computers.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:03 am

19. Those people who stand in the supermarket line tweeting something that hasn't happened yet.

20. People who post vlogs about taking over the world / committing minor felonies.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:28 pm

21. People who listen to opera and drink red wine while petting a fluffy white cat.

Postby **Twister980** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:15 pm

22. People who clip coupons.
23. People who speak with a gravelly voice. Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1j7lyRnxVE

Postby **SierraLea** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:09 pm

Twister980 (post: 1589768) wrote:
4 - People that don't try to fit in

How Dare You! I am no villain, and I take pride in not fitting in! Sometimes that means being on fire for Christ!

Postby **Davidizer13** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:18 pm

24. People who loudly proclaim their "special snowflake" status.

25. People who can't take jokes

26. Anyone who can't pronounce "molybdenite," "diastrophism," or "dysprosium" correctly

27. Hipsters who post everything they do on Instagram

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:54 am

28. Anyone who can pronounce "molybdenite," "diastrophism," or "dysprosium" correctly.

29. Guys that wear lipstick and/or dye their hair.

Captain Hammer's "Be Like Me" thread.

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