Questions that must be answered

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:17 pm

OK, here's how this game works. You come up with an insane or halfway-decent sounding question, and the next poster answers it in the most ridiculous way possible.
I'll start with one that's been puzzling me ever since I watched Speedgrapher episode 8:
"Why do people assume dentists are evil?"

Postby **Psycho Molos** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:04 pm

They cause pain with drills and elevator music

My question is...Dr Who???

Postby **Xeno** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:56 pm

Doctor Spock. not to be confused with Star Trek's Mr. Spock.

If a plane crashed on the border of the USA and Mexico, where would they bury the survivors?

Postby **eightluvver888** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:10 pm

They split the bodies in half and bury them in Canada.

Why does my phone ring when nobody's calling.

Postby **Wolfsong** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:40 pm

Because a bug is calling you.
Which reminds me.
How do you kill a cockroach?

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:17 pm

Make it listen to a Ke$ha album all the way through.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Postby **eightluvver888** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:20 pm

A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

What is one divided by zero?

Postby **SilverToast** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:58 pm

An infinite error that destroys the universe. Luckily universes get replaced all the time without us noticing.

What is something not known to humankind?

Postby **Oddood198** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:10 pm

That universes get replaced all the time.

Why is J-pop so catchy?

Postby **Lynna** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:29 pm

Because You can't understand it

Why does my cat like to sit on my arm when I'm trying to type?

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:22 pm

Because you type so fast it's like a massage chair.

Who is the cool side of the pillow?

Postby **Vilo159** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:16 pm

The one that wears Aviators.

Why are music schools so hard to get into?

Postby **AdriTan** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:50 pm

Because they are all deaf.

Why is The Doctor so amazingly amazing??!?

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:57 pm

Not sure, but i can safley say it has nothing to do with pears.

What do you call a cookie made with mushrooms?

Postby **AdriTan** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:35 am

A mushie.

Why do people eat snails?

Postby **Vilo159** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:07 am

They believe it gives them the power to cling to vertical surfaces and move extremely slow, which of course everyone wants to do.

How does Spider-man produce the thread he uses?

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:35 am

He has a secret pouch kind of like a kangroo that he keeps the thread in....

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did petter piper pick????

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:06 am

42

What's the diffrence between Mounds and Almond joy?

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:13 am

Mounds taste like dirt, duh, get it, dirt mounds?

Will we ever have flying cars???

Postby **AdriTan** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:45 pm

Yes, in ten years.

Why is a parkway a parkway and not a driveway? Also flip side,why is a driveway a driveway and not a parkway

Postby **SierraLea** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:05 am

Parking doesn't drive people crazy.

Why do people always think the sun is yellow?

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:44 am

Because it's too scared to come out at night.

Why can't I look directly at the sun for very long?

Postby **AdriTan** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:09 am

Because you two were once in love, but you broke up with sun because you felt like it deserved someone closer to its age.

Why is my thought process so random?

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:54 am

Because we are distant relatives.

How many Twinkies would you have to eat to preserve your body after death?

Postby **AdriTan** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:15 pm

One. But you have to eat it after death.

Why are our brains grey?

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:48 pm

so they can show up in X-rays better
Why do fictional bad guys find the misery they create so amusing? (that must be the reason they laugh so much)

Postby **SilverToast** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:06 pm

They like to hear the sound of a large body being hit against something. Included with rainbows.

Why is pie,the irrational number, so big?

Postby **TheMewster** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:55 pm

Because 3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

Why are we asking these questions?

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:20 am

Because these are questions that MUST be answered.....

Would you risk your own life to save someone else?

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:02 pm

For bacon, anything is possible.

Why don't rocks float?

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