Corrupted wish game

Postby **SilverToast** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:06 am

Granted but it is radioactive and spills which causes a fire ant colony to become a kingdom of 7 foot monsters.

I wish someone would save us from the nuclear fire ants.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:37 am

Granted, but now we must bow to our robot overlords.

I wish electricity had never been discovered.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:32 pm

Granted, now everything including the internet, vehicles, and everything else has been eradicated and there is an angry mob outside your door, ready to beat you to a pulp for taking away electricity.

I wish I was in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:31 am

Granted. you are now the world record holder for being a human statue the longest! Now you are desperately trying to beat your record of 19 years...

I wish for an epic Senior quote.

Postby **Zeldafan2** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:50 pm

Granted, but the quote you hear is "I want."

I wish for something to remind me of something that something forgot to mention about something.

Postby **SilverToast** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 4:16 pm

Granted but you were reminded 100 years late.

I wish that I was a cannibal sandwich that eat other sandwiches.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:14 am

Granted, but you are the only sandwich left...

I wish for no more wishes to be granted.

Postby **SilverToast** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:58 am

Granted but now we have corrupted deals that are close to wishes and begin with saying "I wish".

I wish I had bellsprout as a pet in exchange for my left arm.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:26 am

Granted, but it immediately evolves twice and eats what's left of you.

I wish for sunglasses that control the weather.

Postby **sailorsaturn** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:39 am

Granted, but in order for EF 5 tornadoes to not destroy the earth you have to wear them all the time. In the shower, to work, at night, getting married, ALL THE TIME.

I wish my glasses had all the cool functions that Sailor Mercury's cool visor has.

Postby **SilverToast** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:25 pm

Granted but your glasses malfunction later on and can't get replaced nor repaired.

I wish that I could fly through space without needing to breathe.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:10 am

Granted. Your dead body is launched into space, where it flies on and on; no breathing required.

I wish for a never-ending mug of hot chocolate.

Postby **Oddood198** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:27 am

Granted, but when it is inevitably spilt... Yeah.

I wish for an infinitely absorbing towel.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:08 am

Granted, but then it falls into your pool and sucks up ALL the water....

I wish that I won my own convertable... (:

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:09 pm

Granted, but it's Megatron.

I wish for Optimus Prime to save us from the newly-created Megatron.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:23 pm

Granted, but Megatron comes back in the sequel anyway.

I wish millions of small buffalo would be discovered in Manhattan.

Postby **AdriTan** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:30 pm

Granted, you discover this by stepping in their poo.

I wish I had some guava juice.

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:00 pm

Granted. Now millions of bats reside in your home. Enjoy your guava!

I vish I vas German in modern day Germany.

Postby **sarahjoy78** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:12 pm

Granted but you just happened to be there in the middle of an attempted robbery and you get blammed.

I wish that I could have blackberry pie right now.... Sorry, I'm hungry... lol

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:49 am

Granted; a blackberry pie the size of a school bus is headed your way! ...here, you might need this umbrella.

I wish coffee didn't keep me up at night.

Postby **AdriTan** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:10 am

Granted, it makes you sleep in he day.

I wish i had some bacon!

Postby **Oddood198** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:17 am

Granted, it's human!

I wish I had a Yumi.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:57 pm

Granted, but you get a model bow that is nonfunctional

I wish the TF2 Engineer could build me a dispenser supplying an unlimited supply of kellogg's fruit snacks

Postby **AdriTan** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:06 pm

Granted, they've all gone bad or have been burned!

I wish I had a fork.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:07 pm

granted, you get a spork (Spoon Fork)

I wish for a giant stapler

Postby **AdriTan** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:14 pm

Granted its alive and staples you to the wall!

I wish GasMaster has heard the song Staples by Relient K!

Postby **Masquerade1412** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:42 pm

Granted, but he was so inspired by the song, he stapled himself to the wall.

I wish GasMaster was removed from the wall uninjured.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:11 pm

Granted. However, he is traumatized for life since the wrecking ball that freed him was terrifying even though it was incredibly precise.

I wish GasMaster wasn't so paranoid about de-construction equipment.

Postby **TheGasMaster438** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:18 pm

Lol! well that's interesting XD granted, but now I am paranoid of construction equipment!

I wish all construction equipment had a smile face on it

Postby **AdriTan** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:09 pm

Granted, they all smile like demented clowns! :O

I wish the equipment stopped smiling!

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