Corrupted wish game

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but they are out of everything

I wish to complete my manga collection

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but everything else you own is gone

I wish for better grades TT^TT

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but your folks still think your grades should be better

I wish i could fall asleep

[AdriTan]

Granted, you died.

I wish Cleanedbyblood didn't die!

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted now you died

I wish i had a really good milkshake right now

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but its broccoli flavored

I wish AdriTan wasn't dead

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. AdriTan is an undead abomination trying to destroy all goodness and life.

I wish for AdriTan to be saved from that horrific state.

[Peanut]

Granted *shoots AdriTran in the face with a shot gun* sometimes you just got to put the rabid dog down.

I wish I had a better catch phrase.

[thisiskris89]

Granted but you forget it immediatly.
I wish my heart was unbreakable.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It is now made of indestructible, inflexible adamantium. It is also no longer capable of pumping blood, so you don't have very long to live.

I wish for a space battleship.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but your the prisoner of the alien owners

I wish i had more anime stores in my area

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted but they have nothing in stock and it takes them 3 months to replenish their inventory

I wish I had a better dvd player

I wish i had more anime stores in my area

I think there needs to be more anime stores everywhere. There's only one with in 10 miles or so, not counting comic book stores cause everytime I go into one of them I get treated poorly

[DecooPunk]

granted but it only plays barney, dora the explorer, and winne the pooh bear to the bestest a DVD player can play.
I wish the fifth doctor had a longer season on Doctor Who.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. He had a longer season, but unfortunately, it was never aired, and has since been lost.

I wish for the next person to post in this thread to become 12% more awesome.

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted but it only lasts for 3 seconds

i wish my room would clean itself

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It does so by licking itself. Good luck getting over the thought that your room has a big, wet tongue that could lick you at any time.

I wish that I wasn't imagining being licked by my room right now.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted. But the rest of your house is a different story...

I wish i had a dog TT^TT

[QtheQreater]

Granted, it's Scooby Doo! Hope you have enough food for both him and that homeless looking dude that seems to be following him around...

I wish I had more energy today.

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted you are now full of static energy

I wish I could get enough sleep

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted. Now you can't wake up

I wish anime was cheaper

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but only the anime that no one likes is cheaper...sadly all the others double in price

I wish I had an apple

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted. But it's filled with worms

I wish my family liked my anime

[SilverToast]

Granted but they watch it so much that that anime stops existing somehow.

I wish that I was a cheese cake sandwich.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted. You've been eaten.

I wish i wasn't weird

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted now you're normal and the rest of the world is weird

I wish people would stop talking about the end of the world

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted. The world has ended...

I wish my friend wasn't obsessed with South Korea

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted they are now obsessed with North Korea

I wish it was snowing

[impact777]

granted, but it's so much that you can't open your frontdoor anymore

I wish my Japanese would be better

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted your Japanese is only slightly better but for some reason all the words come out backwards

I wish I had a fireplace

[impact777]

granted. now you have a fireplace, but your house is gone

I wish anime dvds would be cheaper