Attention Citizens of the Goof Off

[Crossfire]

This board now belongs to the Principality of Zeon. Any resistance will be dealt with the swift stroke of a Heathawk.

That is all.

[SilverToast]

Sieg Zeon!

[QtheQreater]

As the sometime President of this fine Goof Off, I approve this message. Crossfire, congratulations; you may keep and command your fine 2x4x6 pine board. It loves you. Its name is "Plank."

*draws a smiley face on the board*

[Crossfire]

Now, I don't know how I staged a coup-de-tat against myself... but I believed that change was necessary, and this was the best way to accomplish it. Of course, with a new party in power, we must fill up the positions that lay vacant. I need a new Minister of Defense, Head of Foreign Affairs, and last but not least, a Second-in-Command.



By the way, we're also planning to take over CAA. However that's still on the drawing board (generously donated by Q). I'm afraid it might take a while to come into fruition.

[ClosetOtaku]

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

[Zarn Ishtare]

*Emerges out of Cryo*

"Dangit Cortana, I told you to wake me up when you needed me! What's this nonsense about someone trying to take over the Goof Off, AGAIN!"

Zarn sighs and looks around. "mmmk, name I don't know, name I don't know...and Q! Outstanding. Now all I need is Temulin and Pascal and we can really kick this pretender to the throne straight into the Communism Is Love themed wastebasket of history!"

[Panda4christ:3]

Do you allow pandas as pets? If so i'm all for it

[Crossfire]

Only if they're domesticated.

[QtheQreater]

Only if they do all the housework.

Fixed that for ya.

[Zarn Ishtare]

I hereby declare Crossfire as a Pretender to the Goof Off throne. Her Majesties government will promptly clap him in Irons and force him to watch poorly dubbed anime...foreeever.

[Crossfire]

You shall do no such thing. I'll have you know that I was democratically elected as the President during the crisis of summer/fall 2011.

[Zarn Ishtare]

: laughs from his alabaster chair in ancient, storied Pacifica.


"We do not extend any recognition to his government. The bombing begins in five minutes.

[QtheQreater]

: laughs from his alabaster chair in ancient, storied Pacifica.

If you replace all references to "throne" with "toilet" in the previous posts, this makes more sense.

[Xeno]

So uhh...whats goin' on in here?

[Peanut]

*Delivers a mysterious package to Zarn that says "To Zarn From Peanut" and then disappears into the night*

[QtheQreater]

So uhh...whats goin' on in here?

Who knows? Potentially, there could be music, dancing, and bloody revolution. All I know is that I wasn't consulted or bribed. Yet.

*Delivers a mysterious package to Zarn with a pretty ribbon that says "To Zarn From Peanut with Love" and then disappears into the night*

Fixed.