Corrupted wish game

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but its all moldy

I wish I didn't have penguins on my wall

[QtheQreater]

Granted. Instead, there are many and varied pictures of Abraham Lincoln, the largest of which is a velvet carpet dedicated to an Elvis-esque version of the dear president, complete with sequins.

I wish yarn was considered a valid form of currency.

[Masquerade1412]

Granted, but it is only used by crazy cat ladies.

I wish for a iPod that had an infinite memory.

[AdriTan]

Granted, but it won't play what's been stored.

I wish it wasn't so warm outside. Seriously I live in Alaska, why is there no abundance of snow?

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted it is now soo cold you are buried under 50 feet of ice and snow

I wish Adritan would send some of that 50 feet of ice and snow to Phoenix cause its also to warm here

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, you're now freezing cold, and the penguins are back.

I wish the weather wasn't on a rollercoaster

[TheGasMaster438]

granted, now you cat can glow neon colors and is overly bright at night causing you a loss of sleep

I wish for a talking cheese pizza

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

*GRANTED!* Meet Jabba the Hutt's brother, Pizza The Hut! He'll be your new best friend! But, he's got a few other extra toppings.


I wish I had a new pair of pink slippers.

[Pika-chan]

granted, but they are eaten by a rabid squirrel while still on your feet.

I wish i had super speed.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but it only works for about 5 minutes and makes you age faster

I wish people would quit putting their cold hands on me

[AdriTan]

Granted they stick their stinky feet on you instead.

I wish I had some form of delicious fruity drink!!

[Pika-chan]

granted, but its an alien fruit juice that is poisonous to humans.

I wish my dog didn't smell so bad...

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, he/she smells like my sisters kitten now (yes this is actually much much worse)

I wish i could go see Les Mis

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted you see someone named Les Mis, but they don't like you

I wish I had a bigger bookshelf

[QtheQreater]

Granted, it's freaking huge! However, it wasn't built with balance in mind, so you're going to have to wait under it and the avalanche of books until someone rescues you...

I wish never to see tapioca pudding again.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but you have to go blind.

I wish i didn't doodle when i'm not supposed to

[Pika-chan]

granted, but now you can't do anything else with your free time and end up killing your social life.

I wish I got some real sleep last night.

[QtheQreater]

Granted; it was real short. Bummer. Better luck tonight, eh?

I wish that my glass of water would refill itself.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but each time it refills itself it tastes more and more like sewer water

I wish I wasn't so cold

[Pika-chan]

granted, you are now sitting on a floating chunk of rock in a volcano that is getting smaller and smaller.

i wish i was rich.

[AdriTan]

Granted, but you're so old and partially paralyzed and have a severe case of arthritis that it doesn't even matter, you can't enjoy it.

I wish that I could find my AP Language and Composition book. That would be helpful.

[Pika-chan]

Granted, you found it but it's been burned to ashes in your fireplace by the butler.

I wish I could go into books whenever i wanted.

[SilverToast]

granted but you can only go into the books that you hate.

I wish I could have all the useless powers from the useless superpowers thread.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but you have to eat a gallon of old tofu first

I wish my family liked my anime

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but they only like the anime you hate and they have it on all the time

I wish my cat wasn't sleeping on my bed

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, your cat is now sleeping on your face

I wish i had a dog

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but you have to clean up after it and the dog likes to sleep on your bed and it takes up the entire bed every night leaving no room at all for you

I wish my cat wasn't sleeping on my face

[Pika-chan]

granted, you are now a cat, and your cat is now a human and you are sleeping on your cat's face.

I wish I had a big sister.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but she's mean and bossy and likes to nail your bedroom door shut so you cant get out then she'll tell your friends that you still wet the bed and are scared of the dark and like watching Barney

I wish I was human again

[Pika-chan]

Granted, you are now human, but you're that weird hairy guy that looks like he's wearing a sweater when he's not wearing a shirt at water parks.

I wish the fog horns from all the ships would stop going off at the unholy hours of the mornins...