Corrupted wish game

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby syphon » Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:29 am

Granted, but now you forgot how to speak in English

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:04 pm

Granted but its cleaning all the toilets in a baseball stadium with a toothbrush and you only get paid $4 an hour and get no benefits

I wish I had some watercolors
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby syphon » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:14 pm

Granted, but they release toxic vapors

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:21 pm

granted but its broken and wont even turn on and on the rare occasion it does turn on, it shuts off after 5 seconds

I wish my watercolors weren't toxic
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby syphon » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:19 pm

Granted, but you have no watercolor paper

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:58 pm

Granted, but you hit all the pedestrians.

I wish i had slept better last night
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:39 pm

Granted you slept so soundly you missed your chance to win a billion dollars

I wish items for musical instruments weren't so expensive
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby syphon » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:54 pm

Granted, but all the instrument items are sold out

I wish I could draw alot better
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby QtheQreater » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:21 pm

Granted! Here's an example of your new skill!

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby SilverToast » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:21 pm

Granted but now water is naturally green and the sky is green.

I wish that I had some unheard of magical scientific ability.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby AdriTan » Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:27 pm

Granted! Your ability is...... Farting Green Bubbles!

I wish Ace33Wing would quit being so stinky!
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby SilverToast » Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:14 pm

Granted the few who are immune to the fatal odor survive.

I wish we can all defy the laws of physics.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:55 pm

granted but it only lasts for 5 seconds

I wish my fiance was here :(
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby AdriTan » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:32 am

Granted, he's here. In Alaska.

I wish that I could meet some of you face to face.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:17 pm

granted but we scare you so much you never come back to the forum again

I wish adritan would come back :(
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:27 pm

Granted, but she doesn't speak to us.

I wish we hadn't scared Adri
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:59 pm

granted but she still doesn't like us

I wish adri liked us
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:08 pm

ranted, but she can't be near us.

I wish Adri liked us and could be near us
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby syphon » Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:20 pm

Granted, now you can't live in peace

I wish I could live in peace
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby AdriTan » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:11 pm

Granted, for about two seconds. I am back, crazier than ever!! >:D

I wish I could dance well!
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby syphon » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:27 pm

granted, your an expert at the chicken dance

i wish i had a car
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby AdriTan » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:34 pm

Granted. It's a model car of the cruddiest car you can possibly think of.

I wish I could somehow come across some money.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Oddood198 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:58 pm

Granted. A scary man in a suit takes it from you.

I wish I had something to spend this money I just got on. >.>
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby AdriTan » Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:30 pm

Granted, you're spending it on me!! Hahaha!

I wish Oddood would take my buddies shopping too!
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:24 pm

granted but the money turns out to be either counterfeit or was drug money and everyone gets arrested and your friends don't talk to you for 3 months

i wish the money wasn't counterfeit or drug money
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Sparx00 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:00 pm

Alright, but now the money is on fire.

I wish for a tiny rock.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby syphon » Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:14 am

Granted, but it's too small to see

i wish my wishes werent corrupted
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:41 pm

granted but you now you only get a tiny sized version of what you wish for

I wish my garden was growing
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby AdriTan » Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:55 pm

Granted, it's growing in your hair and birds won't leave you alone.

I wish my friends would talk to me... O.O
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:52 pm

Granted, now they won't stop.

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