Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

[Mithrandir]

*ew*

[Wolfsong]

*thinks a moment and agrees with Mith. That was disgusting...
High fives Mith*

[TheAlbinoMoose]

*wanders around blindly with pie in face, slips on blood sauce and falls on Wolfsong*

[anlptgtsg]

*pokes the unconscious TheAlbinoMoose with one of my severed arm and throws the other one to Wolfsong* Lol don't gross out Mith

[Wolfsong]

*crawls out from under AM just in time to catch anlp's arm. Tosses it to someone else*
Hot potato!

[Mullet Death]

*Films this spectacle and gets millions of hits on Youtube

[Wolfsong]

*glomps Mullet and smashes his camera all in one move*
Oops

[twistedfairytale45]

*Starts eating crab apples as if eating popcorn while watching a movie... and then grabs a boat and smashes it over Wolf's head*
CRUSHED...

[TheAlbinoMoose]

*steals twist's crab apples and sells them on amazon for 45.99*

[twistedfairytale45]

*switches from smashing wolf to smashing moose with the boat*

[Wolfsong]

*recovers and proceeds to stuff twisted into a barrel, setting it adrift, and stranding Twisted on a deserted island caught in a time trap*

[twistedfairytale45]

*manages to catch Wolf before Wolf can get away and forcing Wolf onto the strange island with me... stuck forever*
Well, this is a strange situation... how are you going to get us out of this mess?

[Wolfsong]

*stares at Twisted a moment, then shrugs and goes to find herself some shade*
Beats me. You figure something out.

[Mullet Death]

*Rescues Wolf, leaves Twisted on the island, doesn't leave any toilet paper*
*Later feels bad, comes back and gives Twisted a box of wheat thins and a pet turtle to keep him company*

[Wolfsong]

*glomps Mullet, and adds a barrel to the stuff he gives Twisted*
Hey, you never know.

[TheAlbinoMoose]

*winks at Wolfsong from inside of barrel*

[Wolfsong]

*leaves AM and Twisted to their sordid fate*
It was nice knowing you.

[twistedfairytale45]

*feels very alone and sits in a corner with new pet turtle and wheat thins while thinking of dark things to do to Wolf*
*decides to build a canon out of wheat thins and uses it to launch self back to a normal world, landing piggy back style on Wolf*
WHEAT THINS HAVE THE POWAR!!!!

[Wolfsong]

*flips backwards sending Twisted into the river.*
Oops

[TheAlbinoMoose]

*sits in barrel with eyes closed, enjoying the peace and quiet*
*sends Wolfsong a postcard*

[Wolfsong]

*thanks AM for the postcard and rescues him from the island*
I figured you were having too much peace and quiet

[twistedfairytale45]

*leaps out of river, outraged, and attacks Wolf... Dark Link style*
that means you can hit me, but I mirror your movements and hit you back just with more power... also I can stand on your sword :3

[Wolfsong]

*uses Din's Fire to knock twisted off-balance, sends twisted back into the river.*
That works in the gam, ya know?

[twistedfairytale45]

My Secret Weakness!?!!!
*Uses Nayru's Love before launching fire arrows at Wolf(and everyone else )*

[Sundown]

Hm, what's going on in this thr- *dodges arrow*
...
*throws Pokeball at the nearest person*

[Wolfsong]

*expertly catches Pokeball, just like she does in Brawl, and hurls it at Twisted, bonking them on the head*
Thanks Sundown!
*Disappears into her tree and starts hurling crab apples at everyone*

[Will]

Guess who's back! *Watches crab apples being thrown while standing far away on a hill looking through a telescope. Radios for three choppers to fly in the worlds largest root beer float and has the choppers drop it off by the tree. Then loads a cannon full of sharp cactus and launches it at Wolfsong for insulting crabs by having them go together with apples*

[Wolfsong]

*contemplates whether or not Will has heard of crab apples as she watches the cacti fly wide of her tree. Shaking her head sadly, she launches the rootbear float into the air, taking out all three choppers*
welcome back Will. You'll have to do better than that if you want to stop me!

[TheAlbinoMoose]

*puts ice down the back of wolfsong's shirt* gotcha lol

[Mullet Death]

Dumps container of Gatorade on TheAlbinoMoose in this cold weather