If you are one of those people (and yes I've met a few) that does not like for your anime world/characters to be altered in any way (as in different personality, behavior in a fanfic from what they have been originally attributed) I STRONGLY suggest that you DO NOT read this.
Now that that's taken care of, let's get started!
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(It's a nice Tuesday afternoon. Sesshomaru is sitting on a large stone outside of his home enjoying the scenery of flowery shrubs and trees. Suddenly, his phone rings. He walks inside to the wall phone and picks up the receiver.)
Sesshomaru: Hello?
???: ...Hello Clarise
Sesshomaru: I don't have time for your games, Sephiroth
Sephiroth: *lol* How did you know it was me?
Sesshomaru: Who else?
How are you doing? Haven't heard from you in a while, friend.
Sephiroth: I'm doing good. Just got back from that Final Fantasy cruise.
Sesshomaru: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. How was it?
Sephiroth: It was great, we really had a wonderful time.
Sesshomaru: That's good.
Sephiroth: So, how have you been?
Sesshomaru: I'm fine, but Rin is not feeling good today.
Sephiroth: Oh, what's wrong?
Sesshomaru: She has a stomach virus or something. I'm cooking some chicken noodle soup right now so she can eat that when she wakes up.
Sephiroth: Aw, I hope she feels better.
Sesshomaru: She will, she will.
Sephiroth: I'm going to pick up that puppy I was telling you about on friday.
Sesshomaru: The samoyed right? Oh she's going to love that. Speaking of animals we saw those weird antelope things in the yard again.
Sephiroth: Whaaat?
Sesshomaru: I wouldn't mind their presence if I didn't think they'll try to eat my vegetables in my garden.
Sephiroth: Put up some tin plates--
Sesshomaru: No, that does no good.
Sephiroth: Have you tried shooting them?
Sesshomaru: Seph...
Sephiroth: You know I'm just teasing
Sesshomaru: Even if I did consider that, Rin wouldn't like it at all. She'll stay mad at me for weeks--she likes to watch them when they come around.
Sephiroth: Are they tame? Have you ever tried to feed them?
Sesshomaru: So they'll come just as much as they do now? Oh, no sir T_T--hang on Seph, I have a call coming in.
Sephiroth: Okay.
....(long pause)....
Sesshomaru: Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Present.
Sesshomaru: That was Inuyasha. Kagome had her baby.
Sephiroth: Hey, that's wonderful!
Sesshomaru: It's a little girl.
Sephiroth: Aww, tell them I said congratulations.
Sesshomaru: Yeah, she had it this morning, he said.
Sephiroth: So, um, how are things going between you two?
Sesshomaru: *sigh* We still have our arguments but it's getting better.
(Rin, awaken from her slumber, enters)
Sesshomaru: Hang on Seph, Rin just woke up. (to Rin) Hey there, sunflower. *gives her a hug* How are you feeling? You're doing better?
Rin: *rubs eyes* Yes.
Sesshomaru: Rin, Kagome had her baby!
Rin: Yay!
Sesshomaru: It's a little girl.
Rin:
Sesshomaru: *smiles* Go wash your hands so you can eat your supper okay?
Rin: Okay. (exits)
Sesshomaru: (back to Sephiroth) Yeah, she's doing better. A lot better really.
Sephiroth: That's good. Hey, let me talk to her for a moment.
Sesshomaru: (to Rin) Rin! Sephiroth wants to talk with you on the phone.
(to Sephiroth) She's coming hang on.
(Rin skips down the hall and takes the phone from Sesshomaru)
Rin: Hello?
Sephiroth: Hello there, Miss Rin. How are you? I heard you wasn't feeling too good.
Rin: I'm okay. My stomach hurts! I need to take my medicine.
Sephiroth: Yes, I know. How long have you been sick Rin?
Rin: Since yesterday.
Sephiroth: Yesterday? You're not spreading those germs around are you?
Rin: Noooo. No, um, because I didn't--I didn't go to school.
Sephiroth: Aw, I think you're pretending to be sick so you don't have to go to school.
Rin: Uh-uh! No I'm not!
Sephiroth: Yes you are.
Rin: No, I'm not.
Sephiroth: Yes you are...
Rin: No, I'm not...If I wasn't sick I--I would have went to school.
Sephiroth: You would have went to school?
Rin: Yeah.
Sephiroth: Do you like school?
Rin: Yeah. I like music class.
Sephiroth: You do? Okay, well I believe you.
Rin: ^_^
Sephiroth: You're boyfriend called you?
Rin: Nooo!--
Sephiroth: Nooo?--
Rin: Nooo!
--
Sephiroth: He don't call to see about you?--
Rin: I don't have a boyfriend! T_T
Sephiroth: You don't have a boyfriend?--
Rin: Nooo!
Sephiroth: Are you sure about that?
Rin: Yeee-eeess!
Sephiroth: I think you got a boyfriend--you just don't want anyone to know about him.
Rin: I don't have a boyfriend and that's the truth (-_-)
Sephiroth: Okay...well I'll have to talk to you later Mizz Rin. I'll let you eat your soup okay?
Rin: O--kay.
Sephiroth: Get better alright?
Rin: Okay, I will.
Sephiroth: Well gooood bye!
Rin: Gooooooooood bye!
(Rin hands the phone back to Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru: *chuckles* Ah, she's something.
Sephiroth: Oh yeah, she'll be just fine. Well, Sesshy, I'll let you go now. You probably have things to do.--
Sesshomaru: Oh, no, no it's fine. I appreciate you calling.
Sephiroth: Yeah, just calling to see how you're doing.
Sesshomaru: Thank you. Nice hearing from you.
Sephiroth: Same to you. Talk to you later.
Sesshomaru: Take care, old friend.
Sephiroth: Thanks, you too, buddy.
(hangs up)
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Well, How do you like it? Let me know! And give me your honest opinion!
....
I made that up too 
I thought you meant it in that way but I wasn't sure.