Ashley wrote:So what have we learned?
1. The brits call God "me old mucker"
2. The brits also call God "me old supreme being"
3. God and Noah are either Australian or British, we can't tell for sure.
4. No one here gets british humor very well
TheMelodyMaker wrote:One fine day in old England, three squires were taken on a field trip to the local zoo. Each one went for a ride on a different animal. The first one, being rather small, rode on a peacock. The second one, being medium-sized, rode on a donkey. The third one, being as heavy as the first two put together, rode on a hippopotamus.
[SPOILER="Therefore..."]The squire on the hippopotamus was equal to the sum of the squires on the other two rides.[/SPOILER]
Technomancer wrote:Well I liked it.
This is an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian
authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio
conversation released by the Chief of naval Operations 10-10-95.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a
collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY
OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Asmi-chan wrote:Four people were on a plane that was about to crash, the pilot, a priest, the smartest man in the world, and a girl scout. However, there were only three parachutes.
"I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute!" So the pilot jumps out.
"I'm the smartest man in the world, so I should get one, too!" And the smartest man in the world jumps out. So then the priest turns to the girl scout.
"You go ahead and take the last one. I'll stay here." But the girl scout just smiles.
"No, we can both go. The smartest man in the world took my backpack!"
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