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Of J-Rock and...Waffles...?

Postby AngelSakura » Tue May 17, 2005 4:52 pm

This story came about due to a long conversation between ShiroiHikari, Kkun, and myself involving waffles, Hyde, and pot. No, we weren't the ones smoking it, as much as it may seem that way.

DISCLAIMER: I have next to no idea what these people *actually* act like. Bear with me here.

CAST OF CHARACTERS IN ORDER OF APPEARENCE:


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Hyde, (sexy) vocals of L'Arc~en~ciel.


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Gackt. He does his own thing, you know.


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Mana. Um, he used to be a guitarist and composer for Malice Mizer, but I don't know what he does now. [EDIT: According to RoyalWing, Mana now has his own band, Moi Dix Mois.]


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Miyavi. He's another stand alone dude.


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Sawao Yamanaka. Lead singer for The Pillows.


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Ken. He's, like, the guitarist for L'Arc~en~ciel.

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Daichi. Lead singer for Visual Kei group Psycho le Cemu.


NOW ON TO THE SHOW!!


CHAPTER ONE


(Our story opens in the L'Arc Lair...)


Image - (dials a number and taps his foot impatiently)


Image - This is Gackt. If you're a fangirl, please call back between the hours of--


Image - Dude. Gackt.


Image - Oh. Hey, Hyde.


Image - Gackt. We've got a situation.


Image - Uh oh.


Image - I feel... (dun dun) the Need.


Image - For speed?


Image - No.


Image - Oh. (thinks for a moment) Chocolate?


Image - NO. Waffles, man. I need waffles.


Image - Oh. Cool. Let's call Miyavi and the guys and go get some waffles. (hangs up)



Image - Jeez. (hangs up)


/END OF CHAPTER ONE
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Postby Cap'n Nick » Tue May 17, 2005 5:12 pm

More! Mooooore!
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Postby ShiroiHikari » Tue May 17, 2005 5:12 pm

Hahaha XD I neeeed to see more of this.
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Postby jazz » Tue May 17, 2005 5:14 pm

yay! i think i have a favorite thread! i agree, more... MORE I SAY!.... ^_^
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Postby inkhana » Tue May 17, 2005 5:21 pm

*waits for chapter two* Oh man, that was great...XD


BOOSTER: Hey, No.1! Where's my cake?!
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BOOSTER: What? THIS thing's a cake?

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Postby AngelSakura » Tue May 17, 2005 5:40 pm

CHAPTER TWO

(Meanwhile, at...wherever the heck it is that Mana lives...the phone rings...)

Image - Hello. You are speaking with Mana. If you're that scary stalker fangirl, PLEASE stop calling me. If--

Image - It's me, Mana.

Image - Oh, my. Miyavi. How are you?

Image - Fairly attractive. But that's not important right now. Hyde feels the Need.

Image - Oh, dear. The Need?

Image - Yep.

Image - I'll be there as soon as I finish curling my hair. (hangs up)

(So, in the end, they assembled, through the J-Rock phone tree, Hyde, Miyavi, Mana, Gackt, Sawao, and Daichi in the L'Arc Lair. No, it doesn't look like the Batcave.)

/END CHAPTER TWO

Anyone who catches the extremely subtle Trigun Maximum reference in this chapter wins at life.
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Postby ShiroiHikari » Tue May 17, 2005 5:48 pm

whee :3
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Postby AngelSakura » Wed May 18, 2005 4:27 pm

CHAPTER THREE

(In the L'Arc Lair, the various J-Rockers are gathered doing various things. Hyde and Gackt are definitely NOT arguing over who's voice makes more fangirls swoon.)

Image - I mean, come on. Listen to "Vanilla" and tell me you can't hear the fangirls screaming all over Japan.

Image - Please. It doesn't even have to be a love song. I brought them to their knees with "READY STEADY GO". And don't get me started on "Lover Boy".

Image - Are you kidding me? "Lover Boy" sounds like it was written by a drunken monkey in heat.

Image - Hello? I'm standing right here!

Image - Hmph. Whatever. (clears his throat) Hey! Everybody shut up and listen!

(The J-Rockers quiet down.)

Image - We are gathered here today--

Image - (interrupts) --to join in holy matrimony--

Image - (ignores him) --to satify the Need.

Image - Woohoo! Waffles! Awesome!

/END CHAPTER THREE
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Postby Mave » Wed May 18, 2005 5:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: This is so funny!

PLZ write more. This made my mood better exponentially X33

Poor Hyde, he's desperate for waffles! Where are the fangirls when you need them? ;)
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Postby Lunis » Wed May 18, 2005 6:43 pm

ROFL! This is so funny!

-Oh, my. Miyavi. How are you?

- Fairly attractive. But that's not important right now

LOL!

We are gathered here today--

- (interrupts) --to join in holy matrimony--

*dies* XD
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Postby AngelSakura » Wed May 18, 2005 6:52 pm

Since not even Lunis, the one person I thought might get the reference, did not, I shall inform you of what I had in mind. In the fourth Trigun Maximum, Elendira gets a phone call from Knives-sama. Upon picking up the phone, he says, "Oh, my. Knives-sama." Now, Elendira is a manga-only Gung-Ho Gun who is a transvertite. Mana is a crossdresser. He answered in a similar manner. Lame reference, I know.

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Postby true_noir_chloe » Thu May 19, 2005 12:50 pm

ROFL!!! This is so funny! Please, write more. I came here because of the interesting title; but now, I must stay and find out what happens.

Will Hyde ever get his waffles? o_o

*takes a seat and waits for the next installment*

[size=84][color=seagreen]YOU SEE


You see into the deepest part of me ---

beyond the fog I hide behind.

You cast your light upon the shadows

that stretch like cobwebs in my mind.

You ease the pain when I am hurting,

and morbid visions from my past

pierce into the realm of Reason

as though I danced on blades of glass.

You grant me strength when I have fallen

and, once again, I've lost my way.

You take my hand in Yours and lead me

into the promise of a brand new day.

You bring order to all my chaos,

yet set my well-laid plans awry.

You place me on a firm foundation ---

then give me wings so I can fly.

You sand away my roughened edges

and polish all the dullest parts

until I stand before Your presence...

a newly-sculpted work of art.

You see into the heart within me,

right through my motives and selfish will.

And yet, in spite of all You see

You say You love me even still.


~by D.M.~

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Postby Kawaiikneko » Thu May 19, 2005 1:01 pm

XDD

Angel this is hilarious!! My favorite part was Gackt and Hyde definitely not arguing over who had more fangirls XD *waits for more*
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Postby Spirit_Wolf8356 » Sat May 21, 2005 9:19 am

ROFL!!! Woohoo for the waffle need


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Gods plan is like the sun. its too big and bright to look at directly, and sometimes the rain clouds cover it, but sometimes the plan dapples through the clouds and we can see beautiful glimpses of what he has in store for us.
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Postby AngelSakura » Sat May 21, 2005 10:33 am

CHAPTER FOUR

Image - (pretending to not hear him) Of course, we all know how SERIOUS this matter is.

(Everyone stares silently at Daishi until, feeling rather uncomfortable, he sits down.)

Image - Right then.

Image - The real issue is, who's footing the bill?

Image - Well, you're the one who brought it up.

Image - I'm not feeding six people.

Image - I've got a wife and kid to support.

Image - I feel sorry for her.

Image - Why? (flexes his muscles) She's got all of this. You've got no reason to feel sorry for her.

Image - You do realize you have a legion of obsessive fangirls?

Image - (blank stare) What about them?

Image - Never mind.

/END CHAPTER FOUR

(Props to Mave for the picture of Hyde.)
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Postby Yahshua » Sat May 21, 2005 10:47 am

Hm this story is funny I give a thumb up.
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Postby Nate » Sat May 21, 2005 10:55 am

Yus! Most awesome, says I! I give it...

FOUR DANCING BANANAS!

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
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Postby AngelSakura » Sat May 21, 2005 11:06 am

I'd like to give a sincere thanks to everyone who's commented thus far. Thank you for enduring my obscure jokes and sense of humor. XD
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Postby true_noir_chloe » Sat May 21, 2005 12:46 pm


Yus! Most awesome, says I! I give it...

FOUR DANCING BANANAS!

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

Here, here, and I will add four rockin' dudes:

:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

[size=84][color=seagreen]YOU SEE


You see into the deepest part of me ---

beyond the fog I hide behind.

You cast your light upon the shadows

that stretch like cobwebs in my mind.

You ease the pain when I am hurting,

and morbid visions from my past

pierce into the realm of Reason

as though I danced on blades of glass.

You grant me strength when I have fallen

and, once again, I've lost my way.

You take my hand in Yours and lead me

into the promise of a brand new day.

You bring order to all my chaos,

yet set my well-laid plans awry.

You place me on a firm foundation ---

then give me wings so I can fly.

You sand away my roughened edges

and polish all the dullest parts

until I stand before Your presence...

a newly-sculpted work of art.

You see into the heart within me,

right through my motives and selfish will.

And yet, in spite of all You see

You say You love me even still.


~by D.M.~

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Postby RoyalWing » Sun May 22, 2005 11:56 am

This is good! AngelSakura!

(but waffles are evil!)
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Postby AngelSakura » Sun May 22, 2005 12:01 pm

Gasp! Blasphemy! Waffles, evil?!
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Postby ShiroiHikari » Sun May 22, 2005 12:51 pm

Yay! Keep 'em coming XD
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Postby jazz » Mon May 23, 2005 12:14 pm

ha! i love it! yes, please keep them coming!^_^
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Postby Ssjjvash » Mon May 23, 2005 12:45 pm

Hey, yeah, keep writing more! It's funny!

(sorry for not posting sooner. I thought I did. *yells at computer*)
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And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
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Postby Jasdero » Mon May 23, 2005 1:32 pm

sdflkjf XDDDD This rocks. \ ^O^ / Continue, I say!
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Postby Kawaiikneko » Mon May 23, 2005 2:26 pm

Hyde's poor [lucky] wife....
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Postby Solid Ronin » Mon May 23, 2005 6:03 pm

...That was pretty good!
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Postby inkhana » Tue May 24, 2005 5:48 pm

Man, still great! XD XD


BOOSTER: Hey, No.1! Where's my cake?!
SNIFIT 1: Booster, Sir! There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake.
BOOSTER: What? THIS thing's a cake?

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Postby Dot » Tue May 31, 2005 8:42 pm

*looks back and forth* is there more coming?
please say yes...
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Postby AngelSakura » Sat Jun 04, 2005 5:18 pm

There is. Right now, in fact. Yes, after a short delay, during which I was *coughprocrastinatingcough* planning out the story, I'm back with the next chapter. Keep the feedback coming. :D

CHAPTER FIVE

Image - So, where are we going to get these waffles, anyway?

(Gasps of shock and mortification.)

Image - Oh, dear.

Image - Everyone knows that every hundred years--

Image - J-Rock hasn't been around that long.

Image - But aren't you 200 or something?

Image - 456 this year, actually. And I wasn't singing all that time.

Image - (rolls his eyes)

Image - As I was saying, before I was SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED, every hundred years, J-Rockers from all over the world--

Image - All over the world? How can they be J-Rockers if they aren't from Japan?

Image - Does this include K-Rockers?

Image - Is Hitomi-chan considered a J-Rocker?

Image - WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN?!

/END CHAPTER FIVE
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