A Parody I Wrote...

[Ninja Rob]

This is a parody of "Only One" by Yellowcard called "Emo One". If anyone is offended by this, I'm sorry. This is just supposed to be in good fun, and not meant to offend anybody. Anyway, here it is-

Emo One

Squealing I feel like a sow
And I rant because my life’s in pieces.
My friends don’t want me to make a sound
When I do it comes out high and squeakin’
I’m not growing up
Yeah, so heads up
I’m going to stay eleven years old

Chorus:
I’m emo
I complain about my girlfriend, you know
And about everyone.
There I go
Whining like nobody else thought that I could do.
I am so lonely, the emo one.

I feel my blood pressure go down
‘cause my pants are tighter than this song.
I like my hair combed straight down.
It’s pitch black, as black as a burnt lawn.
And my shirt goes up
When I reach up
Enough to make my stomach show.

(Chorus)

Don’t you know that I have no glee?
And I’ll gloat about my lack of fun.
Then I’ll go to emo people like me
Just to show I'm not the only one.

(Chorus)

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

That's hilarious! I'm not familiar with emo, but i do not of singers/bands that hold those views and are like that.