CAA Free-For-Alls

[Ingemar]

[out of character]Many years ago, when the dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was a man. A man named Cephas. No, not CephasWhite, CephasVII or whoever he is. (No offense).

This man wrote tournaments pitting various CAA celebrities in virtual "death"matches. And the people rejoiced.

The first one was 'meh.' The second was a resounding success although there was no true resolution (as an aside, the announced winner was banned months later--go figure). The second-point-fifth enjoyed moderate success and rocketed Mister Smarty Pants into superstardom. DON'T LIE!

And then, the various third tourneys, "for real third tourneys" etc. etc. Those all failed. (No offense, QtheQreater). So time for a different approach.

No brackets. No deadlines. Just random off-the-top-of-my-head-hey-that-sounds-cool match ups. Updated whenever, wherever. And there will be ultra-violence. Oh yes.[/out of character]

First match: Tsukuyomi vs. chibiphonebooth
you won't want to miss it!

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="palatino Linotype"]Wow...
O_O

*grabs popcorn*

GO TSUKU-CHAN!![/font]

[chibiphonebooth]

woah.

i'm fighting? o.o

.... *looks around*

i think this is my attack. :I v

[Tsukuyomi]

N-nani O.o?

I'd have to say this is most random o.o;

Ummm.... meep o.o;

*Makes fighting face*

D:<

[mathgrant]

Go Lucky!!!! =D

[RidleyofZebes]

*roots for tsu-chan*

[Doubleshadow]

*Grabs a picnic basket, a flannel blanket, and claims a patch of real estate near the battle area*

Do your best, you two!

Wait, why is it three to one against Chibs?

[Tsukuyomi]

Meep o.o Now what o.o;

*waits in her corner nervously* o.o

[Raiden no Kishi]

Argh, it's between two people I want to cheer for. That bites.

.rai//

[Shilohan ninja]

Sooooo...
Who, exactly, is calling or reffing this match, anyway?
I'm thoroughly confusilated and bambuzelled.
What's goin' on??

[Fish and Chips]

In the next round Fish takes on himself over a spiked pit off the coast of Italy.

[LadyRushia]

Chibi, use the power of the left hand~ \o.o/

[Ingemar]

Announcer:

YOU ARE WATCHING CAA OVERWHELMING ROUGH'n'ROWDY INTERNET ENTERTAINMENT (CORRIE)!!!
AN ALTERNATIVE BROADCAST WHERE WE THROW DOWN AND GET ABSOLUTELY BONKERS!

Our current contestants are Tsukuyomi and chibiphonebooth. Ready! GO!!!
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(silence)

Announcer:
Perhaps an explanation is in order. This is a fight! A fight to the (virtual) DEATH!!!! No rules! Just carnage! GOOOOO!!!!!


Announcer:
Seriously, enough delaying tactics. Kill each other.



(The setting is a desert island. TSUKUYOMI and CHIBIPHONEBOOTH stand yards apart and are placed conveniently adjacent to rusty meat hooks on the ground).

Tsukuyomi:
(bewildered) OK, so what's this all about?

chibiphonebooth:
(even more bewildered) We're fighting?

Tsukuyomi:
There's these meathooks. I guess we just have to pick them up and whale on each--

(CHIBIPHONEBOOTH makes a bizarre pouty facial expression)

Chibiphonebooth:
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF THE FACE.

Tsukuyomi:
Good Lord!

chibiphonebooth:
BY THE POWER OF CAA AND THE PATRONAGE OF ROLFSTRAPPINGYOUNGLAD, I WILL OVERCOME YOU! DOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tsukuyomi:
You know, if you make that face it will be stuck like that forever.

chibiphonebooth:
THEN THE POWER OF THE FACE WILL OVERCOME YOU FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tsukuyomi:
I don't think so! I've faced down MILLIONS OF BEARS and survived. You don't stand a chance.

(CHIBIPHONEBOOTH grabs the meat hook, still doing the weird pouty facial expression. She charges towards TSUKUYOMI, who grins deviously).

Tsukuyomi:
TAAAAAAAIGGEEEEERR UPPERCAAAAAAUUUT!

(The massive force of TSUKUYOMI's fist causes CHIBIPHONEBOOTH's head to fly off of her neck and rocket into outer space.)

Meanwhile, in the Planet of Easily Frightened People*

Frightened People:
AAAAAGH! A bug! AAAAAGH! A cloud! AAAAAGH! Dust!

(CHIBIPHONEBOOTH's head lands in front of the FRIGHTENED PEOPLE, weird face intact)

People:
AAAAAGH! A head! AAAAAGH! A weird face! AAAAAGH! Someone from the internet!!! GYAAAAAGHHH!


Winner: Tsukuyomi

Next up: mathgrant vs. HanaRyuuzaki
You won't want to miss it!

*If you know what this is from, you are awesome and I love you.

[LadyRushia]

Eh? XDD

[ADXC]

Poor Chibi's head FACE thing(Of which she loved to do and see other people do it as well.), who knew it would the cause of her defeat... (Irony!)

[Tsukuyomi]

Dunno.. dun'ask.. just nod and say,"Ok" ^_^

Would that funny face be the same one from Chibi's thread called [SIZE="4"]"Do the FACE"[/SIZE] ^__^
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Advertisement brought to you by Tsukuyomi \o.o/[/SIZE]

[ADXC]

Um yeah, I do believe thats where he got it from.

[rii namuras]

[color="Red"](XDDDDD. WIN.)

(Goooooo Hana-chan!!!)[/color]

[Ingemar]

Pardon me, folks. It will be a little while before this next match is up.

[chibiphonebooth]

....

D:


i lost. :[[[

[Fish and Chips]

At least now you have two mustaches.

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="palatino Linotype"]Wait. I'm fighting Math-kun?

Thanks, Rii...?
*is confuzzled...but laughing my face off*[/font]

[Tsukuyomi]

....

D:


i lost. :[[[

*Gives you a cookie* U can has cookie nao o.o/

You win for your epic pouty face ^__^

[RidleyofZebes]

The underdawg always needs a little support.

:O These things are becoming most complicated!

[Tsukuyomi]

*Puts the cookie in Chibi's mouth as it's being hauled off* ^_^

Poor Chibi-Chan O_O

[Raiden no Kishi]

Shooraijin once did the medical repairs, but he's not really around anymore huh...
*calls out* who else is medically certified? until then I'll just do as much first aid as I can based on knowledge gathered from a few buddies who are [almost] doctors (med-students yey!).
*runs off to retrieve chibi's head for reattachment treatment~* ((( ^_^)/

I am! : : holds up roll of duct tape : :

Good for what ails ya!

.rai//

[Ingemar]

Shooraijin once did the medical repairs, but he's not really around anymore huh...

That's because he's too busy doing real medical repairs and probably make MILLIONS OF DOLLARS doing it.

But I digress, as all this conjecture is detracting from ultra-violence. Let us proceed.



(SETTING: A foggy mountain with many crevasses.)

mathgrant:
Time to unleash my hidden foxger abilities! GAAAAOOO!

(MATHGRANT transforms into a... creature)

mathgrant:
Grooovy! Time to win this thing!

(MATHGRANT lets out a mighty howl, which is interrupted by an Urahara plushie flying into his [muzzle?] Confused, he searches frantically through the fog for his opponent)

HanaRyuuzaki:
Heel, boy!

mathgrant:
There you are! GRAAAAAOOOOO!!!

(MATHGRANT dashes for HANARYUUZAKI. She barely dodges his attack. He moves in for a swipe with his claws and scratches her).

HanaRyuuzaki:
Hey, I'm warning you, I'll thwack you with this here newspaper.

(Of course, he doesn't listen. He attacks again, but HANA counters with a swift strike of the newspaper).

mathgrant:
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

(MATHGRANT falls... and bounces on jagged rocks, until his neck is impaled on a branch... which snaps off. He falls and the impact forces the rest of the branch to pierce the bottom of his jaw and land on the bottom. But an avalanche causes many rocks to pulverize his body. It wasn't the bottom after all--the chunk of rock he fell on splits from the force of the avalanche and he is sent further down the mountain, where a wild sheep kicks him with his hind legs and he falls into a mole hill. The moles panic at the sigh of his mutilated body and dig away from him, and his falling body triggers some conveniently-placed unexploded nitroglycerin. The explosion forces him further down into the earth, where sandworms, molepeople and trolls mess around with him until he (or rather, what's left of him) resurfaces in China where... a bird poops on him).

Winner: HanaRyuuzaki

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="palatino Linotype"]O__o;;

Okay....I laughed so hard there.

I feel so sorry for Math-kun!
*goes to help him*[/font]

[Doubleshadow]

Congrats to Hana!

[Raiden no Kishi]

XD]. . . .[/B]"
"Yes, yes... very good~" ^__^ *flicks off the bird poop with a newspaper sheet.*

: : takes Chibi's head : :

Hello . . .

: : takes cap off of a Sharpie : :

I'm Dr. Rai. I'll be taking care of you today . . . fufufufu . . .

.rai//